Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A police officer stopped a car and asked the driver, 'Why are you driving so slowly?' The driver replied, 'Because there's a sign that says 20, so I'm not going over that.' The officer laughed and said, 'That's the highway number, not the speed limit!'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord be with you.' The old woman replied, 'Well, if He has to be with someone, I guess it's okay.' It shows the simple and humorous take on faith.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one: A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'Well, why did you come in here then?' The man replies, 'The light was on.' This short story has a touch of dark humor as it plays on the man's delusion in a rather unexpected and somewhat morbid way.
Once, a politician gave a long speech about reducing waste. But right after that, he ordered a ten - course meal just for himself at a fancy restaurant. It's like he was saying one thing but doing the complete opposite, which is a bit of a dark political humor in itself.
Here is one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. Why did you come here?' The man replies, 'Well, your light was on.'
Sharing adult humor stories is not appropriate as it may contain vulgar or inappropriate content. We can focus on positive, family - friendly humor instead. For example, there's a story about a clumsy magician who always made his rabbit disappear in the wrong hat, which always led to a comical chase around the stage.
Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. (Just kidding! Here's a real one.) A wife asked her husband, 'Honey, you know how we always say we should have a special signal in case we're ever in danger? How about if we start whistling the Star - Spangled Banner?' The husband said, 'But what if we can't remember the tune?' The wife replied, 'Well, we'll just start singing the words really loud!'
Sure. Here's one. An old man went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' The doctor replied, 'That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.'