Can you share some funny stories from Call of Cthulu?
In a Call of Cthulu adventure, we were in a small fishing village where strange things were happening. My character, a local fisherman, was trying to convince the others that the 'evil' in the waters was just a really big fish. So, I started making these over - the - top fish - like motions and sounds. It was so ridiculous that the whole group burst out laughing and it kind of broke the tension of the spooky situation.
Sure. There was this one time in a Call of Cthulu game where my character, a bumbling detective, was supposed to be investigating a spooky old mansion. Instead of being all stealthy, he accidentally tripped over a broom and made a huge racket. The 'horrifying' entity in the mansion actually peeked out, saw him on the floor, and just went back inside because it was so confused by his clumsiness.
Can you share some funny 911 call stories?
Sure. There was a call where a guy reported that his neighbor's dog was singing along to the radio. He thought it was so strange and didn't know what to do. Another one was a woman who called 911 because she saw a 'giant' spider in her bathtub. Turns out it was just a normal - sized spider but she was really scared.
Can you share some funny call center stories?
There was this really funny call center story where a customer called because he thought his laptop had a virus. He described the symptoms in the most hilarious way. He said that every time he opened a file, it was like the laptop was doing a 'crazy dance'. The call center rep knew right away it was just a software glitch and was able to fix it quickly while sharing a laugh with the customer about the 'laptop dance'.
Can you share some funny police call stories?
Sure. There was one where a woman called the police because her neighbor's cat kept staring at her through the window. She was convinced it was plotting something. Another time, a man called saying there was a 'giant' squirrel in his yard that he thought was a mutant. And once, a lady phoned the police because she saw a group of ducks walking in a single file and thought it was some kind of organized protest.
Can you share some call of cthulhu funny stories?
Well, there was this time when a Call of Cthulhu player's character was supposed to be stealthily observing a cult meeting. But he tripped over a pebble and tumbled right into the middle of the cultists. Instead of being sacrificed or something terrifying, the cultists were so shocked that they all ran away, thinking it was some kind of divine sign to scatter. The poor character was left there, confused but alive.
Can you share some call center funny stories?
There was a call where a customer was very angry because his order didn't arrive. The call center agent found out that the customer had given the wrong address. When the agent told the customer, the customer started laughing and said he was so mad he didn't even think about that. It ended up being a really light - hearted moment.
What are some of the funniest moments you've experienced in Call of Cthulu stories?
One time, a character in our game was so scared that he ran into a wall instead of away from the approaching horror. It was hilarious to see the player's face when they realized what their character had done. It was like a cartoon moment in the middle of this spooky game.
Share some holiday phone call funny stories.
On Christmas, I got a call from my grandma. But her cat stepped on the phone and somehow managed to put the call on speaker. So we all heard grandma's shocked voice as she chased the cat around, trying to turn the speaker off. It was a really funny moment.
Share some pinoy call center funny stories.
One funny story is about a Pinoy call center agent who had a customer from a very cold place. The customer was complaining about the cold affecting their equipment. The agent, used to the Philippine heat, said, 'Ma'am, just take it outside for a while to warm it up.' The customer was shocked and then burst out laughing, realizing the agent didn't fully understand the situation.
Can you share some stories from 'funny 2021 stories'?
Sure. One story could be about a dog that accidentally chased its own tail in circles for minutes, thinking it was a new playmate. It was so hilarious as it got dizzier and dizzier but still didn't stop.
Can you share some stories from '2022 funny stories'?
Well, one of the stories was about a man who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. The look on his face when he took the first sip was priceless.