Tell me a super funny asking out story.
A guy I know asked a girl out by dressing up as a pizza delivery man. He showed up at her door with a pizza and a note that said 'This pizza is not the only hot thing here. Will you go out with me?'. The girl was completely caught off guard and burst out laughing. She said yes, and they still laugh about it today.
Well, there was a boy who wanted to ask out his crush. He arranged for a bunch of his friends to hold up signs with words like 'You are amazing' and 'Go out with me?' at different places around school. But as she walked around, she was so confused at first. When she finally realized it was for her, she couldn't stop giggling and said yes. It was a really fun and unique way to ask someone out.
Tell me a super funny story.
Once upon a time, there was a cat who thought it was a dog. It chased its own tail like a dog would, barked at the mirror, and tried to fetch sticks. One day, it even joined a group of dogs on a walk. The dog owners were so confused but found it hilarious. The cat was completely oblivious and just had the time of its life being a 'dog'.
Tell me a super funny valentine date story.
I went on a Valentine's date to a movie theater. We got the wrong seats and ended up sitting next to a couple who were very much in love and were constantly whispering sweet nothings to each other. My date and I started making funny faces at each other about it. Then, during the movie, my date accidentally dropped their popcorn all over the floor. We tried to be quiet as we picked it up, but we couldn't stop giggling. It was a really fun and comical date.
Tell me an out of place funny story.
Once I was at a very formal business meeting. Everyone was in suits, talking seriously about profit margins. Then, out of nowhere, a pigeon flew in through an open window. It landed right on the head of the most serious - looking guy. He started flailing his arms and shouting while the pigeon just sat there calmly. It was so out of place but hilarious.
Tell me a funny night out story.
One night, my friends and I decided to go to a karaoke bar. One of my friends, who is usually very shy, got so drunk that he decided to sing a really loud and off - key version of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. The whole room was in stitches. He didn't care at all and just kept going, making wild gestures. It was hilarious and we still laugh about it to this day.
Share some funny asking out stories.
Once, my friend wanted to ask out a girl he liked. He wrote a really long and cheesy poem on a huge piece of cardboard. When he showed it to her, she started laughing so hard because the poem was so over - the - top. But in the end, she said yes. It was both funny and cute.
Please tell me 10 super funny jokes.
The first time I met my wife, she told me that she had a dream: to become a rich woman and support me. I told her,"My dream is to become a billionaire and support you." She looked at me in surprise and said,"How could you have such a dream?" "Because I already have a billionaire, I just need to find another billionaire and we can start." A bird flew to a new place and found that there were many animals here. So he asked a rabbit,"Why are you so happy?" The rabbit replied,"Because I just ate a fly on the grass and now I have no job!" 3 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A wolf went into a sheep pen and asked the sheep,"why are you alive?" The sheep replied,"We are raised by you." The wolf said,"No, I'm here to rob you." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A man was lost in the desert. He saw a camel and asked the camel for directions. "You're going the wrong way," said the camel."This is the route to the oasis." The man said,"That's great. I happen to have a thirsty kettle. Can you bring it over for me?" The camel replied,"Of course, but you have to promise me that if you go to the oasis, I will bring back all the water for you." A man was trapped on an isolated island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 9 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't care what you think." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." "I don't care how you feel," the man replied. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Tell me a really funny super short ghost story.
At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.
Tell me a really funny super short ghost story.
A man was sleeping when he thought he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. He jumped up and turned on the light, only to find his cat had knocked over a pile of clothes, creating the spooky shape.
Tell me more super funny embarrassing stories.
Here's one. I was at a concert and I was singing along really loudly. I was so into it that I didn't realize I was singing the wrong lyrics until the person next to me started laughing and corrected me.
Please tell me some super funny jokes.
1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"