Tell me a super funny story.

2024-10-26 04:15

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2024-10-26 08:30

There's this story about a man who went to a fancy restaurant. He ordered a steak but when it arrived, it was so small. He said to the waiter, 'Is this a steak or a mouse's meal?' The waiter replied, 'Sir, if you keep talking like that, I'll have to charge you extra for the stand - up comedy.'

2024-10-26 08:01

Once upon a time, there was a cat who thought it was a dog. It chased its own tail like a dog would, barked at the mirror, and tried to fetch sticks. One day, it even joined a group of dogs on a walk. The dog owners were so confused but found it hilarious. The cat was completely oblivious and just had the time of its life being a 'dog'.

2024-10-26 05:25

A little boy went to school with his shoes on the wrong feet. His teacher said, 'Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.' He replied, 'But these are the only feet I have, teacher!' Everyone in the class burst out laughing.

Tell me a super funny valentine date story.

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2024-11-24 19:12

I went on a Valentine's date to a movie theater. We got the wrong seats and ended up sitting next to a couple who were very much in love and were constantly whispering sweet nothings to each other. My date and I started making funny faces at each other about it. Then, during the movie, my date accidentally dropped their popcorn all over the floor. We tried to be quiet as we picked it up, but we couldn't stop giggling. It was a really fun and comical date.

Please tell me 10 super funny jokes.

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2024-09-18 22:33

The first time I met my wife, she told me that she had a dream: to become a rich woman and support me. I told her,"My dream is to become a billionaire and support you." She looked at me in surprise and said,"How could you have such a dream?" "Because I already have a billionaire, I just need to find another billionaire and we can start." A bird flew to a new place and found that there were many animals here. So he asked a rabbit,"Why are you so happy?" The rabbit replied,"Because I just ate a fly on the grass and now I have no job!" 3 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A wolf went into a sheep pen and asked the sheep,"why are you alive?" The sheep replied,"We are raised by you." The wolf said,"No, I'm here to rob you." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A man was lost in the desert. He saw a camel and asked the camel for directions. "You're going the wrong way," said the camel."This is the route to the oasis." The man said,"That's great. I happen to have a thirsty kettle. Can you bring it over for me?" The camel replied,"Of course, but you have to promise me that if you go to the oasis, I will bring back all the water for you." A man was trapped on an isolated island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 9 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't care what you think." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." "I don't care how you feel," the man replied. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

Tell me a really funny super short ghost story.

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2024-11-08 01:17

At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.

Tell me a really funny super short ghost story.

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2024-11-05 08:48

A man was sleeping when he thought he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. He jumped up and turned on the light, only to find his cat had knocked over a pile of clothes, creating the spooky shape.

Please tell me some super funny jokes.

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2024-09-21 07:29

1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"

Who can tell me a super funny joke?

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2024-09-12 13:42

A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"

Who can tell me a few super funny jokes?

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2024-09-17 18:39

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with that because I told you honestly." The interviewer was silent for a while and then said,"I think your biggest shortcoming is that you're too honest." A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Tell me a funny funny story.

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2024-11-17 14:43

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

Tell me a super scary story.

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2024-11-25 08:04

Once upon a time, in an old, abandoned asylum. A young girl named Lily was dared by her friends to spend a night there. As she walked through the dark corridors, she heard strange whispers. Suddenly, a cold hand grabbed her ankle. She screamed but no one could hear her. The next day, her friends found her body, her face frozen in horror.

Tell me a super long story.

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2024-11-19 07:50

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Lily. She lived in a small village surrounded by beautiful mountains. One day, while exploring the forest near her home, she stumbled upon a hidden path. Curious, she followed it and found a magical garden filled with flowers that glowed in different colors. In the middle of the garden, there was a talking fox. The fox told Lily that this garden was a secret place protected by magic. Lily was amazed and spent the whole day in the garden, listening to the fox's stories about the old times when fairies used to visit the garden. As the sun began to set, the fox gave Lily a special flower that would always bring her good luck. Lily went back home with the flower, and from that day on, she would often visit the magical garden and became great friends with the talking fox.