What are some of the funniest weight room stories you've heard?
A funny weight room story is about a young lad who was showing off his new lifting technique. He was using a kettlebell and swung it around in a very elaborate way. But he miscalculated and the kettlebell flew out of his hand and landed on a nearby mat. Everyone burst out laughing, including him. He learned to be more careful after that and now he's one of the more cautious lifters in the room.
There was a story about a guy who thought he was really strong. He loaded up the barbell for a squat with way more weight than he could handle. As he went down, he couldn't get back up and just sat there on the floor with the barbell across his shoulders until someone helped him. It was both funny and a lesson for not overestimating your strength.
What Are Some of the Funniest Delivery Room Stories You've Heard?
A friend of mine told me that in the delivery room, her husband was supposed to cut the umbilical cord. But when the time came, he got so squeamish that he dropped the scissors. The doctor had to quickly grab another pair and do it himself while everyone was trying not to laugh too hard.
What are some of the funniest locker room stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in his locker room, someone left their clothes in the washing machine for too long and they shrunk to a really small size. When he finally found them, he couldn't believe how tiny they were and it was so funny.
What are some of the funniest losing weight stories you've heard?
I heard about a woman who tried to lose weight by only eating things that were blue. She thought blue foods were low - caloric. So she ate blueberries, some blue - colored candies (thinking they were healthy), and blue - tinted yogurt. But she didn't realize that the candies were full of sugar. Her experiment ended up being a disaster and she learned that color has nothing to do with a food's calorie content. This was a really comical yet educational story about weight loss.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.