What Are Some of the Funniest Delivery Room Stories You've Heard?
I once heard about a woman in the delivery room who was in the middle of pushing when she suddenly blurted out that she was starving and demanded a pizza. The nurses just looked at her in shock and then started laughing. They managed to get her some crackers to hold her over until after the birth. Well, it was really funny because everyone was so focused on the baby coming, and then she just threw in this random food request.
There was this story where the mom - to - be was really into yoga. In the delivery room, she started doing some yoga poses in between contractions to ease the pain. She looked like a pretzel at times. Her husband was trying to copy her but was doing it all wrong. It was a comical sight and made the whole atmosphere in the delivery room much lighter.
A friend of mine told me that in the delivery room, her husband was supposed to cut the umbilical cord. But when the time came, he got so squeamish that he dropped the scissors. The doctor had to quickly grab another pair and do it himself while everyone was trying not to laugh too hard.
What are some of the funniest weight room stories you've heard?
There was a story about a guy who thought he was really strong. He loaded up the barbell for a squat with way more weight than he could handle. As he went down, he couldn't get back up and just sat there on the floor with the barbell across his shoulders until someone helped him. It was both funny and a lesson for not overestimating your strength.
What are some of the funniest locker room stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in his locker room, someone left their clothes in the washing machine for too long and they shrunk to a really small size. When he finally found them, he couldn't believe how tiny they were and it was so funny.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.