A police officer stopped a car for speeding. He walked up to the driver and asked, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' The driver replied, 'I'm not sure, but I know I was late for my flying lesson.' The officer was very confused and said, 'Flying lesson? What are you talking about?' The driver then pointed to a paraglider on the roof of his car and said, 'I'm learning to fly that thing and I didn't want to be late for my class.' The officer laughed and let him go with just a warning.
There was a group of friends who went camping. At night, they heard some strange noises outside their tent. One of the friends, who was really scared, said, 'It must be a bear!' Another friend, trying to be brave, grabbed a flashlight and went outside. After a while, he came back and said, 'It's not a bear. It's just a raccoon trying to steal our food.' But then the first friend said, 'How do you know it's not a bear in a raccoon costume?' Everyone laughed at this ridiculous idea and they all went back to sleep peacefully.
My friend decided to try yoga for the first time. She was in a class full of very flexible people. The instructor told everyone to do a difficult pose where they had to balance on one leg and twist their body. My friend tried it and ended up falling right on her face. But instead of being embarrassed, she just laid there on the floor and said, 'I think I've found my new sleeping position.' Everyone in the class, including the instructor, started laughing so hard.
One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.
There was a little bunny. One day, it found a big carrot in the garden. The carrot was almost as big as the bunny itself. The bunny tried to pull it out, but it was so heavy. It tugged and tugged, and finally when the carrot came out, the bunny fell backwards because of the force. It sat there with the huge carrot on its lap, looking both proud and a bit silly.
A young girl was praying before bedtime. She said, 'Dear God, I hope my brother stops pulling my hair tomorrow. If you can't make him stop, can you at least give me stronger hands so I can pull his hair back?' Her mother heard this and had to explain to her that wasn't quite how prayer was supposed to work, but it was still really funny.
At the North Pole, the elves were having a snowball fight. One elf, named Jingle, threw a snowball that accidentally hit Santa's sleigh and broke one of the runners. Santa, instead of getting mad, decided it was a sign to try something new. He tied a bunch of magic icicles to the bottom of the sleigh and took off. The sleigh flew even faster than before, but it left a trail of melting icicles that made it look like the sleigh was crying all over the world.
The Christmas tree in a house was very proud of its shiny ornaments. One day, a naughty mouse climbed up the tree. It started swinging on the tinsel like it was a trapeze. The mouse accidentally knocked off a big shiny ball ornament which rolled right into the fireplace. It made such a loud noise that everyone in the house thought Santa had crashed down the chimney early. The cat in the house chased the mouse all around the tree, causing more ornaments to fall and break. But when the family saw the chaos, they just laughed and decided to make new ornaments together.
A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.
My friend Tom is really forgetful. One day, he went to the store to buy eggs. He put them in his backpack. On his way home, he saw a beautiful flower and bent down to smell it. As he did, he accidentally tipped over and all the eggs broke in his backpack. He didn't even realize until he got home and took off his backpack. There were egg yolks all over his books and clothes.
Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.
There was a Friday when a dog chased its own tail in the park. People were watching and laughing as the dog just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass, which made everyone laugh even more.
There was a fish in a fish tank. It was a very curious fish. One day, it saw its own reflection in the glass and thought it was another fish. It started trying to swim through the glass to get to this 'new fish'. It bumped its nose against the glass over and over again. The other fish in the tank just watched it, probably thinking it was a bit silly.