Tell me some funny petty revenge stories.
In school, there was a girl who always scribbled on my desk. I decided to get back at her. I found out she was allergic to a certain type of flower. So I put a fake flower made of paper that looked like that flower on her chair. When she sat on it and saw it, she was really scared at first thinking it was real. It made me feel a bit better after all her mean scribbling on my desk.
Tell me mosy petty funny stories you know.
I know a story where a man went fishing. He was so excited when he got a big tug on his line. But when he pulled it out, it was just an old boot with a fishbone stuck in it. He had been so sure it was a huge fish. And then there was the time when a little girl dressed up her dog as a princess for a 'doggie beauty pageant' in the neighborhood. The dog looked so ridiculous but also very adorable with a tiara and a pink tutu.
Can you share more funny petty revenge stories?
My sister used to borrow my clothes without asking and return them dirty. So I took all my nice clothes and hid them when she had a big event to go to. She had to wear something old and not so nice. She learned her lesson about borrowing without permission. This was my petty revenge on her. I know it might seem a bit mean, but she had been doing it for a long time.
Share some mosy petty funny stories.
One funny story is about a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It kept spinning around in circles, looking so confused. Another is a little boy who put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked like a penguin all day at school. It was really hilarious.
Tell me some more funny bag neighbor revenge stories.
A neighbor was constantly stealing flowers from someone's garden. The flower - loving neighbor got a bag, filled it with fake plastic snakes and hid them among the flowers. When the stealing neighbor reached for the flowers again, they got a big fright from the snakes. It was hilarious.
Tell me the life story of Kenneth Petty.
I'm sorry, I don't know much about Kenneth Petty specifically. There could be many people with this name.
Tell me some teacher revenge stories.
One story is about a student who constantly disrupted the class. The teacher, instead of yelling, made the student in charge of a special project. The student had to research and present on classroom behavior. It was a 'revenge' in a sense as it made the student understand how difficult it is for the teacher to manage a class.
Tell me some funny 2020 stories.
One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.
Tell me some funny stories.
Once upon a time, there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around, getting dizzier by the minute. When it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to succeed. Another funny story is about a little boy who put his pants on backwards and went to school like that. All his classmates couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
Tell me some a funny stories.
Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused and silly. Eventually, it just lay down and stared at its tail as if to say, 'I give up!' It was really hilarious.
Tell me some funny stories.
Once there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He chased his own tail like a dog would, and even tried to bark. But all that came out was a meow. It was really hilarious.