Can you share some interesting apartment jokes and funny stories?
Here's an apartment joke. A tenant complained to the landlord, 'There's a strange noise in my apartment all night.' The landlord replied, 'Well, you're not exactly a quiet neighbor either. I heard you singing in the shower this morning.'
There was a guy in an apartment who thought he could cook. One day he tried to make a big meal and set off the smoke alarm. The whole building evacuated, and when the firefighters came, they found his burnt attempt at a casserole. He was so embarrassed but it became a running joke in the apartment complex.
A funny story is that in an apartment building, a new neighbor moved in. He was so excited to show off his new place that he accidentally locked himself out on the balcony while trying to show his view to his friends. He had to wait there until his friends called the landlord to let him back in. It was quite a sight for the other neighbors.
Tell me some hilarious apartment jokes and funny apartment - related stories.
Joke: Why did the apartment go to the doctor? Because it had too many drafts (draughts).
Can you share some funny apartment stories?
Sure. Once, my neighbor thought his apartment was haunted because his TV would turn on by itself. But it turned out his cat had learned to step on the remote. It was so funny when he finally realized it.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Share some interesting jokes, riddles and funny stories.
Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. Funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'
Can you share some funny jokes and stories?
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'