Can you share a very short funny story?
Here is one. A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You have to stop masturbating.' The guy says, 'Why?' The doctor says, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!'
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share a very very short funny story?
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'
Can you share a very funny short story?
Sure. Once a man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought it, the man said, 'Waiter, this steak is so tough I can't cut it with my knife.' The waiter replied, 'Sir, that steak is so tender that it can't even hold a knife.'
Can you share a very funny short story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat everything it hears.' The man bought it and took it home. But for two weeks, the parrot didn't say a word. The man tried everything, talking to it constantly. Finally, in a fit of anger, he yelled at the parrot, 'You stupid bird! Why can't you talk?' And the parrot said, 'Maybe I was just thinking. You don't have to be so rude.'
Can you share a funny very short story?
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very funny very short stories?
Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.
Can you share a very funny story?
There's a funny story about a man who went to the dentist. The dentist told him to open wide, and as he did, his false teeth flew out and landed in the dentist's hand. The look on both of their faces was priceless.
Can you share a very funny story?
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I'll have a royal tooth!'
Can you share some very short and funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very short funny stories?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Can you share some funny very short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.