Can you share a very funny short story?
There was a magician on a cruise ship. He was really good at his shows. One night, as part of his act, he made a parrot disappear. The audience was amazed. But the parrot was not happy. It flew back on stage during the next show and said, 'Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?'
Here is one. A police officer stopped a car for speeding. When he walked up to the car, he saw five penguins in the back seat. He said to the driver, 'Sir, you can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo right away.' The next day, the officer saw the same car and the same penguins, still in the back seat. He stopped the car again and said, 'I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!' The driver replied, 'I did, officer. And today we are going to the movies.'
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat everything it hears.' The man bought it and took it home. But for two weeks, the parrot didn't say a word. The man tried everything, talking to it constantly. Finally, in a fit of anger, he yelled at the parrot, 'You stupid bird! Why can't you talk?' And the parrot said, 'Maybe I was just thinking. You don't have to be so rude.'
Can you share a funny very short story?
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very short and funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very short funny stories?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Can you share some funny very short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share a very funny story?
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I'll have a royal tooth!'
Can you share some very funny short love stories?
There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.
Can you share some very funny joke short stories?
Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.
Can you share some very short funny ghost stories?
A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.
Can you share some very funny jokes short stories?
There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'
Can you share some very short funny bedtime stories?
Once upon a time, a fish was tired of swimming. It saw a turtle and said, 'I wish I could walk like you.' The turtle replied, 'But you can swim everywhere!' The fish thought for a second and said, 'Yeah, but there's no pizza in the sea!' Then it swam away happily.