Sure. Here's one. A physics student was so tired during an exam that he started writing his dreams into the answer sheet. He was answering a question about gravity and wrote about floating in a world where gravity was reversed, and all the professors were floating too. It was hilarious when the professor read it.
In a biology lab, a student was supposed to dissect a frog. But he was so nervous that he started talking to the frog as if it was his patient. He said things like 'Now, Mr. Frog, this won't hurt a bit' in a very dramatic way. His classmates couldn't stop laughing, and even the strict lab instructor had to chuckle.
There was a group of students in a literature class. They were assigned to write a short story in an hour. One student, in a moment of panic, wrote about a character who was a bookworm literally. The character ate books to gain knowledge and was chased by librarians. It was a really funny and creative take on the assignment.
Sure. There was a time in a science class when a student was asked to name a gas. He confidently said 'oops' instead of 'O2'. It made the whole class burst into laughter.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.