Once there was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke tells a little story about a snail's encounter with turtles. The snail's slowness is contrasted with the idea of things happening 'fast' which is ironic and humorous.
Sure. There was a guy who always carried a lucky card in his wallet. It was a king of hearts. One day, he lost his wallet. When he found it again, the only thing left was the king of hearts card. He joked that the king had protected the wallet from total loss and only took a little vacation. So he framed the card and put it on his wall.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's a simple play on words, where you expect him to actually transform in a magical way, but instead it's a humorous misunderstanding that makes for a clean, story - based joke.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk if he had any parrots. The clerk said yes, and showed him a beautiful parrot. The man asked, 'Does it talk?' The clerk said, 'Sure, who do you think you're talking to?' This joke is funny because it tricks the listener into thinking the clerk is just being sassy, but then you realize he's actually referring to the parrot in a clever way. It has a bit of a story setup that makes the punchline more effective.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transforming and entering. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story - the magician's journey down the street that led to this unexpected 'transformation'.
Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
There was a couple in a Hindi love story. The boy said, 'Meri dil ki dhadkan sirf tumhare liye behti hai.' (My heart beats only for you.) The girl laughed and said, 'Toh dil ka check - up karwa lo, shayad kuch problem ho.' (Then get your heart checked, maybe there is some problem.)
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.