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Tell me a funny drunk cruise story.

Tell me a funny drunk cruise story.

2024-11-11 15:15
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Well, once on a cruise, there was this really drunk guy at the poolside bar. He thought he was a mermaid and tried to jump into the pool fully clothed, shouting 'I'm going home!'. Everyone around was in stitches. He just laid there in the pool for a while, still holding his drink, until the staff helped him out.

On a cruise I went on, there was a group of drunk friends. One of them got it into his head that he could dance like Michael Jackson better than anyone. So he started doing his moves right in the middle of the ship's dance floor. But he was so drunk that he kept tripping over his own feet. He ended up falling into a big potted plant. We all laughed so hard and he just laughed along when he finally got up.

Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.
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Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion
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What are some funny drunk cruise experiences?

There was a time when a drunk man on a cruise thought the lifeboats were bumper cars. He tried to get in one and start 'driving' it. The crew had to quickly stop him. It was quite a sight as he was arguing that it was a new attraction on the cruise. Everyone nearby couldn't stop laughing.

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2024-11-10 22:57

Tell me a funny booze cruise story.

There was this booze cruise that I joined. Mid - way through the cruise, there was a dance - off competition. A couple of really drunk guys decided to enter. They were trying to do all these breakdance moves but were stumbling all over the place. One of them even tripped over a chair and fell flat on his face. But instead of being embarrassed, he just laid there laughing and we all joined in. It was a really fun and crazy time on that booze cruise.

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2024-12-04 11:36

What could be a possible funny booze cruise story?

On a booze cruise, there might be a situation where the captain decides to have a 'funny hat' contest. Everyone has to make a hat out of whatever they can find on the ship. There's one guy who makes a hat out of napkins, straws and a couple of seashells. He struts around like he's on a catwalk. But then the wind blows and his whole 'hat' falls apart. He stands there looking so silly that everyone can't stop laughing.

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2024-12-04 12:59

Tell me a funny drunk story.

There was this time when a guy in our group got drunk. He tried to walk in a straight line as a bet but ended up walking into a lamppost. Instead of being embarrassed, he started talking to the lamppost as if it was an old friend, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious to watch.

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2024-11-12 04:10

Tell a funny drunk emoji story.

There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.

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2024-11-12 17:54

Another Funny Drunk Roommate Story

There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.

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2024-12-14 01:36

Another Funny Embarrassing Drunk Story

I went to a pub once and there was a man who got drunk and tried to challenge someone to a duel. He was using a pool cue as a sword and stumbling all over the place. His face was all red and his words were slurred. It was both embarrassing and extremely funny to watch as he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.

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2024-12-10 19:57

Another Funny Blackout Drunk Story

I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.

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2024-12-05 14:25

Tell me a really funny drunk story.

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.

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2024-10-24 07:13

Tell me a funny drunk driving story.

Once there was a guy who was drunk driving. He thought his car was a spaceship. He started making beeping noises like a rocket and was yelling 'We're going to the moon!' while driving really slowly. People on the road were just staring at him in disbelief. Luckily, a police officer stopped him before he could cause any real trouble.

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2024-11-08 04:33
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