What are some really short funny stories about animals?
There was a duck who went into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked again. The clerk got angry and said, 'No, and if you come back and ask again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck asked, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'
A fish was swimming in the ocean and saw a sign that said 'Bait Shop.' He swam in and said to the owner, 'I'm looking for a new place to live. Do you have any vacancies?' The owner just stared at him in shock. Also, a group of cows were having a meeting. One cow said, 'I think we should moo louder to get more attention.' Another cow replied, 'But if we moo too loud, we'll wake up the farmers!' This led to a very comical debate among the cows.
What are some really funny stories about animals in really funny stories?
There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.
What are some really funny stories about animals from really funny stories?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.
What are some funny and short stories about animals?
There was a dog that loved to chase his tail. One day, he finally caught it and didn't know what to do next. He just sat there looking at his tail as if it was some strange new toy.
What are some funny short stories about animals?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours, thinking it was some strange new creature. It was so determined and kept running in circles, which was really hilarious.
What are some funny halloween short stories about animals?
A little bat got lost on Halloween night. It flew into a barn thinking it was a spooky cave. Inside, there were some cows dressed as ghosts for the farmers' Halloween fun. The bat got really confused seeing these 'ghost - cows' and started flying around in circles, squeaking in panic. The cows just mooed softly, which made the bat even more scared until it finally found its way out.
What are some short funny kids stories about animals?
A young boy went to the aquarium. He saw a fish swimming upside down. He asked his mom, 'Mom, is that fish doing acrobatics?' His mom had to explain that sometimes fish just swim that way. His simple and innocent view of the fish's behavior was really endearing.
What are some interesting and funny short stories about animals?
There was a dog that got scared of its own shadow. Every time it saw its shadow on a sunny day, it would bark and run away. It was like it thought the shadow was some kind of monster following it. Owners tried to comfort it but it was still spooked.
What are some funny friendship short stories about animals?
In a forest, there were two birds, Chirpy and Tweety. Chirpy loved to sing but was really bad at it. One day, Chirpy decided to give a concert for Tweety. Tweety sat through the whole thing with a pained look on his face. But at the end, Tweety said, 'Well, at least you were very enthusiastic!' And they both burst out laughing.
What are some stupid but funny short stories about animals?
There was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow. His owner tried to correct him but he just wouldn't listen. One day, he climbed a tree and got stuck. He barked for help like a dog but still thought he was a cat even in that situation.
What are some short funny and meaningful stories about animals?
There was a dog that always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a bone for the dog. The dog was so surprised and from that day on, it stopped barking at the mailman. It's a funny story and it shows that kindness can change people's (or in this case, a dog's) behavior.