What are some really short funny stories about animals?
There was a duck who went into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked again. The clerk got angry and said, 'No, and if you come back and ask again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck asked, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'
A fish was swimming in the ocean and saw a sign that said 'Bait Shop.' He swam in and said to the owner, 'I'm looking for a new place to live. Do you have any vacancies?' The owner just stared at him in shock. Also, a group of cows were having a meeting. One cow said, 'I think we should moo louder to get more attention.' Another cow replied, 'But if we moo too loud, we'll wake up the farmers!' This led to a very comical debate among the cows.
What are some really funny stories about animals in really funny stories?
There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.
What are some really funny stories about animals from really funny stories?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.
Do you know any really funny random short stories about animals?
A group of animals were having a party in the forest. The deer said, 'I can run really fast.' The rabbit said, 'I can jump really high.' Then the sloth said, very slowly, 'I... can... save... a... lot... of... energy...' Everyone just stared at it for a while and then burst out laughing.
Are there any really funny homeless stories that involve animals?
Sure. There was a homeless woman who had a stray dog as her companion. One day, the dog chased a squirrel up a tree and got stuck halfway. The woman had to call the local fire department, who came and rescued the dog. The whole situation was quite comical with the dog looking all embarrassed and the woman laughing and thanking the firefighters.
Are there any really funny nasty stories about animals?
A group of ducks once waddled into a busy store by accident. They quacked and flapped around, causing chaos. People were both amused and a bit confused as to how they got there. The ducks just seemed to be exploring, and their unexpected visit made for a great funny story.
What are some funny short stories about animals?
A cat once chased its own tail for hours, thinking it was some strange new creature. It was so determined and kept running in circles, which was really hilarious.
What are some funny and short stories about animals?
There was a dog that loved to chase his tail. One day, he finally caught it and didn't know what to do next. He just sat there looking at his tail as if it was some strange new toy.
Are there any really funny divorce short stories?
Yes. One couple divorced because the wife was allergic to the husband's cologne. He refused to stop wearing it, and she couldn't stand being around him because of her allergic reactions. So, they divorced over a scent. It's a strange but funny reason.
What are some cool funny short stories about animals?
A dog once chased its own tail for hours because it thought it was a strange little creature. When it finally caught it, it looked so confused as if it couldn't believe it had finally captured this elusive thing.
What are some short funny and meaningful stories about animals?
There was a dog that always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a bone for the dog. The dog was so surprised and from that day on, it stopped barking at the mailman. It's a funny story and it shows that kindness can change people's (or in this case, a dog's) behavior.