Do you have any funny stories related to dump people?
Sure. There was a man who was a bit dump. He tried to use his umbrella as a fishing rod. He thought that since they both had long, thin parts, it would work. He sat by a pond for hours waiting for a fish to bite his umbrella - turned - fishing - rod.
Tell some funny stories about dump people.
Once there was a so - called 'dump person' who thought a washing machine was a new kind of TV. He tried to change the channels by pushing the buttons on the machine. It was really hilarious.
Do you have any funny threesome stories related to a sports event?
Sure. There were three guys on a soccer team. During a game, they got so confused about their positions that they all ended up running towards the ball at the same time and collided. They then started laughing at their own clumsiness on the field. It was a really funny moment and a great story for their threesome on the team.
Do you have any funny snowboarding stories?
Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do the people around you have any funny catchphrases or classic words?
As a fan of online literature, I won't have people around me because I don't have a life. However, I can tell you some common funny catchphrases or classic phrases in online novels, such as: One's integrity was meant to be broken, not sold. I'm not targeting you. I'm saying that all XXX are retarded. This world is too crazy, but I still want to live. This world is too dangerous, but I still have to exist. Death is only a matter of a moment, but I have to use a lifetime to remember it. This world is too fake, but I still have to persevere. There was nothing that a barbecue couldn't solve. If there was, then two. Death is not scary, what is scary is that I am going to die and you haven't buried me. In this world, only the most despicable people will be dumped because they always want to redeem themselves. This world is too cruel, but I still want to live on with my life. These catchphrases and classic words may make you feel funny and interesting, but please note that they may only be fictional elements in novels or movies and may not be applicable to real life.
Do you know any funny stories related to gender differences?
Sure. There was a party where men and women were divided into teams for a trivia game. The question was about fashion trends. The men's team came up with the most hilarious and wrong answers. They thought high - heels were originally made for men to ride horses better. The women's team just couldn't stop laughing at their answers.
Do you know any funny stories related to vibrating toys?
Maybe a story where a child found a vibrating toy (thinking it was a regular toy) and was super confused when it started vibrating. The parents were embarrassed but also found it quite funny when they saw the child's reaction.
Do you know any funny jokes related to true stories?
Yes. Here's one. A true story is that my friend tried to bake a cake for the first time. The joke is that when she took it out of the oven, it looked more like a pancake. Another true story is that I once saw a man trying to park his car in a really small space for ages. And the joke could be that his car was so big it was like he was trying to fit an elephant into a shoebox.
Do you have any stories related to large roosters?
I have a story about a big rooster. In a small village, there was a rooster known for its beautiful feathers and loud crow. Every morning, it would wake up the whole village with its crowing. The children in the village loved to watch it strut around the yard.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'