One Christmas, we were all opening presents. My grandpa got a pair of bright pink slippers from my aunt. He put them on right away and started doing a little dance, imitating a ballerina. He's a big, tough - looking man, so seeing him in those pink slippers and twirling around was the funniest thing ever. It became a family memory that we always bring up during holidays.
My family went on a road trip. We got lost and ended up at a really small, strange - looking town. My mom, thinking it was a tourist attraction, started taking pictures. Turns out it was just a local industrial area. We all laughed so hard when we realized. We still tease her about it. The pictures were really funny too, with all these big, odd - looking factories in the background.
Sure. Once, my little brother tried to hide his veggies under the tablecloth during dinner. When my dad asked him where they went, he pointed at the dog and said the dog ate them. But the dog was sleeping across the room and there were veggie bits all over the floor under the table. It was hilarious.
Sure. Once, my family went on a road trip. My little brother thought cows could talk like in the cartoons. So he kept yelling at them from the car window, asking them how their day was. It was hilarious.
Well, in my family, my dad once decided to cook dinner. He mistook salt for sugar while making a cake. When we took a bite, it was so salty that we couldn't stop making faces. It was hilarious in hindsight.
Sure. One time, my little brother thought he could fly like a superhero. He climbed up on the coffee table, spread his arms wide, and jumped. He ended up crashing into a pile of cushions, and we all laughed so hard.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.