In which novel did the protagonist say," Wen can lift a pen, control a loli, and Wu can mount a horse to decide on a wife?"

Answer 1

"The Black-bellied Fuma Loves the Pretty Wife" is an ancient romance novel written by the author Feng Chuyue. The general plot of this novel is:

Female Lead Chapter:
Reincarnation was a skill. It was good in his previous life, but it was excellent in this life.
His parents were a loving family, and he was born into a noble family that was unparalleled in the world.
He was beautiful and talented, but he was the only one missing by her side.
Where was he?
A man riding a bamboo horse comes, a few come, who is the best?
They had met several times in a romantic encounter. Who was the strongest?
After picking and choosing, she realized that she really didn't have to pick. She just happened to like him at first glance.
Fuma, where are you looking at?
Male protagonist:
I rolled my eyes at Tian Xiao. Princess plot? To seek the princess!
Ever since he met her that year, his heart and eyes were filled with her. He worked hard just to be worthy of her. How could he attract her?
Her family might not like her, and they were most afraid of missing her out on a forced marriage. He pretended to be a romantic and waited for her, finally waiting for her to come again.
Many love rivals loved her, and all kinds of schemes were just for her. He would use his true love to warm her up, win her heart, and dominate her.
It turned out that the princess was actually her, protecting her without fear of death. Shili Hongzhuang married her and stuck to her forever.
Wife, go home!
Actually, this was the introduction.
In his previous life, the lazy girl was forced to become a female Han paper. When she successfully resigned and was ready to enjoy life, she transmigrated and was given a top-notch good fetus. She thought that she could be rich and lazy for a lifetime, but she did not expect that the troubled times were about to arrive and the prosperous times needed to be created.
Her father and mother expanded their territory, but she couldn't ride a warhorse or wield a spear.
The girl said,"I actually just want to find a little prince consort to live with."
Father, mother, and consort joined forces, and the territory was getting bigger and bigger. The princess also needed to worry a little.
The girl said,"I still only want to find a little prince consort to live with."
Miss is very filial and hardworking, so let's find a little Fuma to help!
Therefore, she looked for the prince consort, the prince consort, the prince consort. If she wasn't looking for the prince consort, then she was on her way to find the prince consort.
On the way, they fought with each other for jade, boudoir, sister-in-law, mother-in-law, dignitaries, courtiers and princes.
As long as he was with her, her life would be picturesque. Learn and grow together, share happiness and go through life and death together.
He, who fell in love at first sight, and she, who fell in love with each other day by day, held each other's hands on the road to power and melted into each other's hearts.
The mountains and rivers are heavy, and the gentle village is not the tomb of heroes. Love is deep, white hair never leaves a lifetime.
I hold your hand, grow old with you, plan for each other's hearts, only seek a person of one heart!
Of course, the theater had-
"Could it be that you're like those people and fell for me because of my face?"
"Yes…but not all of them. If you know how to be lecherous, then you should be more lecherous…Hey, my ears…"
"Humph!"
"Wifey, don't be angry. Actually, Wifey is also lecherous. If your husband didn't have such a good appearance, Wifey wouldn't even look at him~"
Silently holding hands, they looked at each other lovingly…
One day, a certain princess was bored and rummaged through the study of a certain son-in-law.
He saw a fragrant flower paper with a letter written on it.
"With a single machine, I cut the spring clothes in the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion. The sound of the string, the mood of the slave, when is the day of return? Nian Langjun, I'm looking forward to it."
The princess sneered,"Close the door and let the prince consort go."
A certain son-in-law who was changing his son's diapers: "Wifey, stop fooling around. That's for our son-"
A certain princess: "Then send your son's masterpiece over. It's impolite not to reply!"
"My wife is mighty…"
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My Wife Wants to Join the Army was an ancient romance novel written by Liu Xian Ge. The general plot of the novel was:

She was the Di daughter of the Prime Minister's residence, the niece of the King of Beidan, and the daughter-in-law recognized by the Emperor. She could have won by lying down, but she had to rely on her strength to earn fame. Who said that women were not as good as men? Everyone thought that she was gentle and virtuous, a role model in the boudoir, but they did not know that when she drew her sword, the mountains and rivers trembled, and when she wrote, the four seas paled. Her smile could topple a city, and her smile could topple a country. The second young lady of the Gu family once held her forehead and sighed,"It's a pity that I'm not a man and can't marry you." She was clad in battle armor and looked down at the crowd. Second Miss Gu held her jaw in shock and thought,"Fortunately, I'm not a man. Otherwise, I would really be ashamed in front of you." The Emperor was having a headache."I gave you the crown prince consort, but you didn't want it. I gave you the princess, but you didn't want it. Come, come, come. Do you want the throne?" She thought,"Why don't you give me a general?" She sat on her horse and pointed her Shura Sword at the man she had knocked off the horse. Her voice was crisp and bright."You wash the clothes today and cook." The man jumped up and patted the dust off his body. The corners of his mouth curled up, and his eyes hid endless love."Yes, my wife." The great general of a generation had actually become a wife doting demon!
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It was about the love story between the martial arts student sister and Ma Wencai who had crossed into Liang Zhu.
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Fate Is a Bamboo Horse's Wife "was a modern romance novel written by the author, Chen Ye. The general plot of this novel was:

He was the heir of a wealthy family, a genius young man, and the perfect husband…She was a tough girl who was bad at studying, a troublesome girl, and a tough and cute wife…She was eleven years old, and he was fourteen years old. She said,"Nie Ruiyu, be my boyfriend. I'll support you!" She was fourteen, and he was seventeen. He said,"If you can't get married, I'll marry you!" She was twenty-three years old, and he was twenty-seven years old. He said,"Twelve years ago, you kissed me forcefully, and I was stamped by you!" The arrogant rich young master became cheap in the face of a wild little girlfriend, and the domineering woman became cowardly in the face of a handsome male god. Surrounded by girls, he boasted about his charm. She rushed into the crowd angrily and grabbed his arm, shouting,"Your Prince Charming is mine!"
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"Fierce Wife Above: The Chief Goes to Sleep" was a modern romance novel written by Lip Gloss. The general plot of the novel was:

She was a general who had transmigrated from a certain time and space to the modern world. Now, she was just a middle school student who had nothing but good grades. With her skills, embroidery, martial arts, zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting... He watched her create her own sky. He was cold and indifferent to others, but he had a body of martial arts. After meeting her, some things had gradually changed and he was unconsciously attracted to her. She met him, a strong encounter. Was it love or killing? She smiled,"How did you remember to treat me so well?" He hugged her affectionately,"From the first time I saw you, I decided…"
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"The Family with a Fierce Wife" was an ancient romance novel written by Qing Wu Xuan Feng. The general plot of this novel was:

When the salted fish wife wanted to turn over a new leaf, she was the number one in the assassin world. After a bizarre transmigration, she became his wife.
Secretary Song was the idol of countless men and women in the Feiyue Kingdom. He had the perfect appearance of a Di immortal and had thunderous methods, but he did not have long to live. Her appearance made his dim life seem like it had been lit up.
A bizarre situation connected the fates of the two.
In the plot, a man coughed lightly. An intoxicating smile appeared on his fairy-like appearance, but his usual cold voice was filled with charm."Wifey, our life's important matter has not been completed yet. Where does wifey want to go?"
Shi Lingyi looked at the aloof man who was half-leaning on the bed and hesitantly went forward.
Then, she fell into a fragrant embrace.
The handsome man with a noble temperament looked at the woman in front of him with a pained expression."I'm your husband. Have you forgotten?"
When Shi Ling heard this, he pulled the man beside him coldly."You've got the wrong person. He's my husband."
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"Reporting to the General, A Dainty Wife Farming Cute" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Little Lead. The general plot of this novel was:

After being reborn again, she had fallen into the misfortune of being picked up by him. She washed clothes and cooked every day, and she had to work for the family. This double suppression of intelligence and physical strength made a certain woman extremely unhappy. She packed her luggage and prepared to search for poetry and distance. She rose up and said,"Xu Cheng, give me back my freedom and give me back my youth!" However, a certain man directly kabedon her and then used a stroke on her head to kill her."Then what about what you owe me?"
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As a second-generation cross-dresser with super genes, with super high looks and IQ, who else could be more beautiful than me!
Look at how she could play politics with words, how she could attack cities and seize land with martial arts, how she could turn the clouds and rain with a flip of her hand, and how the changes in the world were hidden in her alluring smile…
That person who is hugging someone's thigh, please get lost, okay? I only love the country and not beautiful men.
A certain man was very thick-skinned."Damn, you promised to protect me for the rest of my life."
All in all, it was a history of a black-bellied couple fighting monsters and leveling up. They were deeply in love and helped each other.
A proper political strategy + a favorite article, let's see how the female protagonist has a beautiful man in her hand, smiling proudly on the road to the world of mortals...
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Welcome to the new book,"Interdimensional Murder Hunt". Let's see how a handsome criminal police officer with good character can solve strange cases while flirting with his wife. How does it feel to have a hero thief husband who is more beautiful than a woman, has strong martial arts skills, likes to rob the rich and help the poor, and has good skills in flirting with his wife?
Tong Yunyao greedily expressed that if there was a next life, she would definitely pester him to marry her.
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The noblest lady in the capital, who was capable of riding a horse and fighting wars, was reborn in the 1970s. When she met a sickly handsome man who was completely in her line of sight, what was there to hesitate about? She would snatch him home and have a baby!