I'm looking for a short and funny script!
(Scene: Two people on both sides of the stage, one playing the leading role and the other playing the supporting role) Protagonist:(smiling) Hello everyone, I'm XXX. I'm very happy to cooperate with you to perform a double act. Supporting actor:(unhappily) What? You want to play a double act with me? We are a pair of crosstalk actors, not a pair of double actors. Protagonist:(confidently) Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood you. But it doesn't matter. I'm still very happy to cooperate with you. Supporting actor:(Hesitating) Alright, let's get started. (The two of them begin to perform) [Protagonist:(Playing a cheerful character) Hello everyone, I am XXX. It is my pleasure to cooperate with you.] Supporting role:(Playing a dull role) Hello everyone, I am XXX, and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting characters are getting more and more interesting) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I'm not very good at chatting. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform) Supporting actors:(The protagonist saw that the supporting actors were getting more and more excited and joined the chat) Hello everyone, I am XXX and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting character continues to play an interesting role) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I can't dance very well. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform) Supporting actors:(The protagonist is getting more and more excited when he sees the supporting actors and joins in the singing) Hello everyone, I am XXX and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting character continues to play an interesting role) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I can't sing very well. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform until the end of the performance) Protagonist:(Satisfied) Thank you for your cooperation. We performed very well. Supporting actor:(unhappily) What? You're only thanking me for my cooperation? You should thank me for my hard work. I spent a lot of time preparing.