I'm looking for a short and funny skit script related to ancient real estate. Thank you!
[Setting: An ancient real estate auction.] There are many officials and businessmen bidding on the stage.) Official 1:(shouting) Everyone, bid! Everyone, bid! I bid (suddenly raising the bid) I bid 100,000! Merchant 2:(Clenching his teeth) I bid 50,000! I bid 40,000! I bid 30,000! Official 1:(looking at Merchant 2 in surprise) Thirty thousand yuan? You're too naive! I want 20,000! Merchant 2:(ecstatic) 20,000 yuan! Deal! (The audience cheers) (Suddenly an official shouts) Official 3: I bid 10,000! I want ten thousand! Official 1 and Merchant 2 looked at Official 3 in surprise, but Official 3 continued to bid indifferently. Merchant 2:(a little angry) Ten thousand? You're too naive! I want 8,000! Official 3:(sneers) 8,000? You're too naive! I want 6,000! Merchant 1:(Unhappy) Six thousand? You three liars! I want 5,000! Official 1:(smugly) 5,000? You three idiots! I want 3,000! Merchant 2:(Angry) 3,000? You three idiots! I want 2,000! Official 3:(Looking on coldly) Two thousand? You're the idiot among the three idiots! I want 1,000! (In the end, Official 3 successfully bid for the property at the price of 1,000 yuan.) Official 1:(shouts happily) Deal! We won! (Actor list: Official 1, Merchant 2, Official 3, Merchant 1, Spectator) (Scene change: A real estate developer is busy in his office.) [The developer:(shouting excitedly) It's finally done!] The house was about to be auctioned off! I want to bid (suddenly raising the bid) I want to bid five million! (The audience cheered. Actor: developer, audience) The developer:(gloating) Yes, this house is the luxury villa I've always wanted to build!