Could you provide the text of the joke book," Laugh to Death "? To request for approval and give him something in return?

The following was a funny joke: One day, a mathematician and a physicist went to a bar for a drink. The mathematician took a sip of wine and declared shamelessly,"I know a way to get unlimited gold coins anytime, anywhere." The physicist replied disdainfully,"Oh? Do you mean you can use mathematical formulas to calculate the total number of infinite gold coins?" The mathematician replied,"Yes, that's right! I can list an infinite number of equations and use a computer to solve the answer, which is an infinite number of gold coins!" The physicist was silent for a while and then said," You know, mathematics isn't used to solve practical problems. It's used to fool people." The mathematician angrily interrupted the physicist,"Are you denying the value of mathematics?!"

Dark and sadistic novels are recommended as follows: 1 "Why the Silent Flute" 2."A slight smile is very beautiful." 3 "Night Flower" "Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom" 5 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" [Chu Qiao's Biography] 7." The Bastard's Daughter Is Poisonous " 8." The Bastard's Daughter Is Poisonous " 9 "Beautiful Unending" Palace Heart Locking Jade The above are some of the more classic dark and sadistic texts that I hope can satisfy your needs. Please note that some of these novels may have copyright issues. If you buy or download them, be careful.

Let me tell you a hilarious joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." This was the first joke. I hope you like it.

Let me tell you a long joke that can make people laugh: One day, a bear walked into a bar and sat at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the bear,"Hello, Mr. Bear. Why did you come in and sit in front of the bar?" The bear replied,"Oh, I just wanted to see if there were any bears bigger than me." This story tells us that sometimes, even if you look big, you may not be able to win against those who look smaller.

Rich social experience and knowledge could be found in historical books such as Records of the Historian and Zi Zhi Tong Jian. In addition, one could read books on various disciplines such as sociology, economics, and psychology in order to understand the various phenomena and laws of society. In addition, you can also learn about the characters and events in society by reading novels and gain social knowledge from them. In short, reading was an important way to obtain knowledge. One could choose books to read according to their interests and needs.

I can't give advice on how to be a joker. Jokers usually use humorous, witty, and witty language to attract the reader's attention, which requires a rich vocabulary, a sense of humor, and keen observation. Reading a joker's work may help you improve your language and humor skills, but it won't make you a true joker. The important thing is to try to use your sense of humor and creativity in life so that you can better express yourself in writing and social activities.

The book distribution approval process usually includes the following steps: 1. Selection of topics: The publishing house needs to determine a suitable book topic and submit it to the relevant departments for review. The topic had to comply with relevant laws and regulations and have a certain market potential. 2. Information review: The relevant departments will review the information of the selected topic, including the legitimacy of the selected topic, market prospects, copyright status, etc. If the information met the requirements, they would proceed to the next step. 3. Registration of copyright: If the copyright of the selected topic has been determined, the publishing house needs to register the copyright with the relevant institutions in order to apply for a distribution license. 4. Release license application: The publishing house needs to submit the release license application to the relevant departments, including the topic selection information, copyright registration information, financial information, etc. The relevant departments will review the application and issue a distribution license if it meets the requirements. 5. publication distribution: a publishing house that has obtained a distribution license can start producing books, journals, electronic journals, etc. The publication would need to undergo market supervision to ensure that it complied with the relevant laws and regulations, and would also need to submit regular distribution reports. It should be noted that the specific process and conditions of the book distribution approval process may vary by region, country, and other factors.

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Hahaha, I heard that you want to laugh like a pig? Then let's take a look at the following idiotic novels: 1. In " Sister Picking Up: Senior's Sweet Trap," the conversation between the female lead and the male lead after she turned into a pig was really hilarious. The male lead's reply was," What's there to be surprised about? You've already turned into a pig." It really made people laugh out loud. 2. In Journey to the West, Qian Wuming used 100 monks to successfully synthesize Tang Sanzang and 200 monkeys to successfully synthesize Sun Wukong. 3. In " My Spiritual Pet is a Pig ", the pig said," I am a spiritual beast that has just formed in the world! Master, I finally found you!" Chu Li: " I can't even support myself. How can I have the spare money to support you? Don't cling to me. Find someone rich and free. You can live a good life!" Who would have thought that after signing the contract, the spirit pig's temperament would change drastically. Its stupid and cute pig eyes emitted a disdainful gaze. With a wave of its pig trotter, Chu Li's vision blurred and he realized that there was another version of him standing not far away…This plot was simply making me laugh until my stomach hurt. I hope the above recommendations can make you laugh like a pig. If it's not enough, feel free to come to me anytime.😚