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Send a few jokes

2024-09-17 19:57
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2024-09-17 20:36

An example of a joke was as follows: A hunter brought a wolf and a rabbit to hunt. The wolf ran away first, and the rabbit followed closely behind. At last, the wolf ran away again. The rabbit was angry and said,"you gave up so easily. I'll run with you!" So the rabbit continued to chase, but the wolf had already run away. At last, the rabbit finally ran home. The wolf sat at home and waited for the rabbit. 2 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What are your strengths?" The man replied,"I have many specialties. For example, I can sing, dance, draw, write, and repair all kinds of electrical appliances and furniture." The interviewer asked,"What else are you good at?" "I can also make furniture," the man replied. The interviewer hired him after listening to him. A man was waiting in line at the bank to withdraw money when he saw a man dancing in front of the counter. The man asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why didn't you kick him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM."

Collect a few jokes

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2024-09-15 16:53

A joke is a humorous expression often used to make fun of others or to make them laugh. A joke could also refer to something funny. If you want to collect a few jokes, you can search for joke resources on the Internet or write some jokes yourself to share. However, please be careful to use civilized language and not use insulting language or jokes that cause others to feel uncomfortable.

Tell a few nonsensical jokes!

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2024-09-14 14:02

An example of a nonsensical joke is as follows: Why is it that Sun Wukong can defeat Buddha while Tang Sanzang can only go to the West to get scriptures? Because Sun Wukong was a monkey and Tang Sanzang was a master. Why is pork head cheaper than beef and mutton? Because the pig's head was the fattest part of the pork, the price was relatively low. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they like to catch criminals and the meat patty on the hamburger can be used as a characteristic of the criminal. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to fish in the sea and the circle in the painting was the hook.

Please tell me a few jokes!

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2024-09-21 12:10

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most beautiful dancers in the world. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers and felt like the greatest constables in the world. Why do pigs like to sing? Because they liked to sing " Humph, Humph, Haxi " and felt like they were the most talented singers in the world. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they like to run " rabbits " and feel like the most agile athletes in the world.

Give me a few long jokes

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2024-09-19 17:20

Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.

Ask for a few jokes about stocks

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2024-09-19 00:45

Of course, here are a few jokes about stocks: Why do some people like to speculate in stocks? Because they liked to gamble and win money. A stock broker is like a doctor who only cares about the health of a patient and doesn't care if the patient recovers. The price of a stock is as unpredictable as the weather. Sometimes it will make you feel full of confidence, and sometimes it will make you feel desperate. If you want to speculate in stocks but don't want to take risks, then you can only be a shareholder. The stockbroker said,"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." But if you put all your eggs in one basket, you will eventually lose everything.

Master, send me some humorous and funny jokes! Thank you!

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2025-03-11 23:20

The following were some humorous jokes: A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" 2 Why do some people's online names are called "Spring Breeze Ten Miles Not as Good as You"? Because they didn't even have time to go to the toilet. Why do many dogs like to bite people's ears? Because they felt that they were too handsome. I once heard a legendary love story. The two of them fell in love, but their parents didn't agree. So they eloped. When they returned to their parents, they began to negotiate. Someone said,"We love each other, we should be together." The other said,"No, my ears are like a donkey's and yours are like a dog's. I can't be with you." The first person said," I understand. I agree." So they hugged each other. The second person thinks,"This is not fair. What should I say?" So he said,"We love each other. We should be together." The first man said,"No, your ears are not like a donkey's. Mine are like a dog's. I can't be with you." Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they felt that their intelligence was higher than a toilet bowl.

Send me a few novels

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2025-03-07 08:04

As a fan of online literature, my knowledge covers a wide range, but I don't have any specific books stored or recommended. My goal is to provide as comprehensive and accurate information as possible to help you better understand and explore books on various topics and types. If you have any other questions or need information about the novel or other topics, please let me know. I'll do my best to answer them.

Send me a few novels

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2025-03-05 18:26

Hello, what kind of novel would you like to read?

Send me a few novels

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2025-03-01 16:48

As a fan of online novels, I can't send you a novel. My purpose is to provide you with information on novels and reading suggestions. If you have any questions or need help, please let me know. I will try my best to answer and help you.

Send me a few novels

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2024-09-24 14:16

Sorry, as a fan of online novels, I don't have the ability to send novels on my own. However, I can recommend some excellent novels for you to read. Here are some recommendations for novels that I think are very classic: 1 Harry Potter series The Lord of the Rings series 3. Battle Through the Heavens series 4. The Full-time Expert Series Lord Snow Eagle Series 6 The Eternal One Thought Series Douluo Continent Series 8 The Great Dominator Series 9 "Heavenly Official Blessing" series The Selection of the Heavens Series I hope these recommendations are helpful to you!

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