Do you have any humorous jokes? Send them to me. It has to be funny! Thank you!

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Answer 1

The following are all humorous jokes:

1 A bird flew onto the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated."

2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think."

A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

I hope these humorous jokes will make you happy!