Do you have any humorous jokes? Send them to me. It has to be funny! Thank you!
The following are all humorous jokes: 1 A bird flew onto the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. I hope these humorous jokes will make you happy!
Master, send me some humorous and funny jokes! Thank you!
The following were some humorous jokes: A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" 2 Why do some people's online names are called "Spring Breeze Ten Miles Not as Good as You"? Because they didn't even have time to go to the toilet. Why do many dogs like to bite people's ears? Because they felt that they were too handsome. I once heard a legendary love story. The two of them fell in love, but their parents didn't agree. So they eloped. When they returned to their parents, they began to negotiate. Someone said,"We love each other, we should be together." The other said,"No, my ears are like a donkey's and yours are like a dog's. I can't be with you." The first person said," I understand. I agree." So they hugged each other. The second person thinks,"This is not fair. What should I say?" So he said,"We love each other. We should be together." The first man said,"No, your ears are not like a donkey's. Mine are like a dog's. I can't be with you." Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they felt that their intelligence was higher than a toilet bowl.
I have to thank you for the humorous jokes that the two of them had.
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Do you have any humorous and witty jokes? Can you share them?
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Are there any humorous and funny jokes?
As a fan of online literature, I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about online literature and humorous jokes. Here are some examples: If you can't give your woman a wedding dress, then don't stop your hands from unbuttoning her clothes! - "Why the Silent Flute" I didn't know that I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize that you're marrying that tree! - Biography of Chu Qiao No woman wants to talk about history with me unless I want to prove that I'm ignorant! - Battle Through the Heavens I planted a sunflower, hoping it would grow a sun! - "Thousand Bones of Flowers" Woman, you are so easily deceived because men know you too well! - Ode to Joy I didn't know I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize you're marrying that taxi! - "Why the Silent Flute" If a man can't give you a sense of security, then he will definitely make you feel that he can conquer the world! - Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom Don't always be your whole world, your man is your most important person! - Ode to Joy I hope these jokes can give you some sense of humor and a relaxed mood!
Do you have any funny jokes? Modern
A joke is a humorous expression that usually elicited laughter from the audience or readers through unexpected storylines, funny words and deeds, or absurd situations. Here are a few funny modern jokes: A programmer went into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and saw an error message on the screen: "Unable to access the database due to server maintenance." He asked the waiter in surprise,"How do you open a bar without a database?" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." There was a man trapped on the island. He had collected all the water and food, but he still did not have enough to survive for a long time. "If I can't find help, I'll have to eat myself," he thought desperately. So he started to cook, and he made a dish that no one wanted to eat-scrambled eggs. I hope these jokes can bring me some joy!
Do you have any funny jokes to share?
Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh: One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?" The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications." Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?" The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees." However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it." "What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore. "We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it." Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"
Who has all the novels written by Ming Ye? If you have, send them to me. Thank you.
I can't provide you with all of the novels written by Akira. Ming was also a well-known internet author. He had written many novels that required a lot of time and effort to collect a complete novel library. In addition, the provision of novel services also requires compliance with relevant laws, regulations, and ethics. Therefore, we will not provide services that violate copyright or inappropriate content. If you need to read Akiya's novels, you can search for his works through search engines or online reading platforms. I hope you can find a satisfactory work!
Do you have any super funny jokes that you recommend?
There are super funny jokes, so I recommend the book " The Most Awesome Operation " to you. The jokes in this light novel were really super funny. It was full of all kinds of divine manipulation and ridicule, making people laugh. If you like funny jokes, this book is definitely not to be missed! I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Do you have any good romance novels? Can you send them to me?
Good romance novels can be sent to you. The following are some classic romance novels recommended: 1 "Why the Silent Flute" "Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom" 3 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" 4. Chu Qiao's Biography Chapter 5: Poisonous Bastard Daughters I hope these novels will suit your taste. I wish you a happy reading!
Do you have any funny animal jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.