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Answer 1

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Some birds, birds fly, fly to hell, they find there's a bird in a cage, birds fly, fly to heaven. So the birds asked the birds of hell,"How did you fly up?" How did you fly up here?"

The bird of hell said,"We fly up in this way: our wings flap first, and then air will enter our bodies from our lungs. Then we flap our wings to make the air flow through our bodies, and we can fly."

The birds were surprised and asked the birds in heaven,"how did you fly up?" How did you fly up here?"

The bird in heaven said,"We fly up in this way: our wings flap first, and then air enters our bodies from our lungs. Then we flap our wings to make the air flow through our bodies, and we can fly."

The birds were very curious, so they followed them to heaven and hell. However, they found that no matter how they flapped their wings, they could not fly. Disappointed, they began to think,"Is there something wrong with our wings?" Do we need to repair our wings?"

So they went to God and asked him,"How did you let us fly up?" How did you let us fly up?"

God said,"Your wings are fine. The problem is your mentality." You were too anxious, so your wings couldn't flap. You should relax and slowly flap your wings to truly fly."

The birds were surprised by God's words and began to relax and flap their wings slowly. Suddenly, they realized that their wings had really begun to flutter. They had finally succeeded in flying!

From then on, these birds often communicated with God and asked him all kinds of questions until they became God's most loyal believers.