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2024-09-17 00:59
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2024-09-17 02:25

The following content may cause you discomfort. Please read it carefully: Some birds, birds fly, fly to hell, they find there's a bird in a cage, birds fly, fly to heaven. So the birds asked the birds of hell,"How did you fly up?" How did you fly up here?" The bird of hell said,"We fly up in this way: our wings flap first, and then air will enter our bodies from our lungs. Then we flap our wings to make the air flow through our bodies, and we can fly." The birds were surprised and asked the birds in heaven,"how did you fly up?" How did you fly up here?" The bird in heaven said,"We fly up in this way: our wings flap first, and then air enters our bodies from our lungs. Then we flap our wings to make the air flow through our bodies, and we can fly." The birds were very curious, so they followed them to heaven and hell. However, they found that no matter how they flapped their wings, they could not fly. Disappointed, they began to think,"Is there something wrong with our wings?" Do we need to repair our wings?" So they went to God and asked him,"How did you let us fly up?" How did you let us fly up?" God said,"Your wings are fine. The problem is your mentality." You were too anxious, so your wings couldn't flap. You should relax and slowly flap your wings to truly fly." The birds were surprised by God's words and began to relax and flap their wings slowly. Suddenly, they realized that their wings had really begun to flutter. They had finally succeeded in flying! From then on, these birds often communicated with God and asked him all kinds of questions until they became God's most loyal believers.

Have any of you ever had a joke that made people laugh until their abs showed?
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2024-09-09 14:10
As a fan of online literature, I haven't personally experienced the source and spread of jokes, but I can answer this question based on the knowledge and experience I have learned. The various jokes circulating on the Internet often had a certain amount of humor, irony, or exaggeration, so it was sometimes difficult to determine their authenticity and feasibility. However, some jokes might make people laugh, while others might make people feel a little awkward or uncomfortable. If you want to find some interesting novel segments, you can try searching for hot topics on the Internet, news or segments, or try to read some classic works. You may find some interesting plots or segments.
I'm looking for a joke that will make me laugh until my stomach hurts!
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2024-09-24 05:00
I can write you a joke, but I need to remind you that sometimes humor and sarcasm can make people uncomfortable, so remember to use it in moderation. One day, a bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for these apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you go and bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"
Will an arm spurt blood if it's chopped off?
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2024-09-12 12:17
Generally speaking, it was a common plot in novels that an arm would not spurt blood after being cut off. In fact, after an arm was cut, it would cause intense pain and bleeding, but it would not spurt blood like in the novels. If the arm is seriously injured, a lot of blood may flow out, but this is usually controlled by blood clot and hemostatic measures after the wound ruptures. Therefore, if one wanted to write a story about a person spurting blood after his arm was cut, he had to carefully consider the plot and details to ensure that it was true.
Do you know any funny stories that make people laugh until they cry?
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2024-09-23 20:32
😋I recommend the following funny novels: 1. "Erha Liu": It described the fantasy adventure of the protagonist after turning into a silly husky. It was full of all kinds of funny comments and benefits. 2. [One Piece Super God Pig Raising Chat Group: After the protagonist returns home to raise pigs, he discovers that his pigsty actually has a gate to all worlds. He can chat with various celebrities. It's very funny.] 3. "Hello, Mr. Ghost": The protagonist was haunted by ghosts due to his special physique. He mixed into the circle of cultivators with Mr. Ghost and produced many funny adventure stories. These novels all had very funny plots and diss that could make you laugh until you cried. They were very good. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What kind of joke can make me laugh until my stomach cramps while chatting?
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2024-09-09 14:19
There were too many jokes in the book,"Getting Married: Picking Up a Best Actor to Get to the Top", and every one of them made people laugh! For example, a certain woman was sitting arrogantly on the sofa with a script in her hand."Director, are there many kissing scenes in this movie?" The director wiped his sweat."Quite a lot. If you don't like it, you can delete it. We can discuss this as long as you can act in it." A certain woman said,"Please don't! I like it, I really like it!" There were also all kinds of fights between the male and female protagonists, which made people laugh. I recommend this book to you. I believe you will definitely like it! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
A long joke that makes people laugh
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2024-09-24 19:52
Let me tell you a hilarious joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." This was the first joke. I hope you like it.
A long joke that makes people laugh
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2024-09-16 14:05
Let me tell you a long joke that can make people laugh: One day, a bear walked into a bar and sat at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the bear,"Hello, Mr. Bear. Why did you come in and sit in front of the bar?" The bear replied,"Oh, I just wanted to see if there were any bears bigger than me." This story tells us that sometimes, even if you look big, you may not be able to win against those who look smaller.
Did you recommend any funny novels that would make people laugh until they died?
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2024-09-10 22:31
😋I recommend the following funny novels to you: 1. "Wear It Quickly: Your Male Lead Has Fallen Again": The female lead is insidious and cunning, while the male lead is perverted and sickly. He's sweet and spoiled, and he spreads dog food. 2. "The Great Dream of a Trash Salted Fish": A funny player who was delayed by the title of the book. He laughed daily and watched the life of the trash Ji Fan. 3. "The Fool's Prince, Little White Concubine": The growth history of a good student to a female hooligan, the struggle history of a silly prince to become a noble, and the tragic history of a noble to become a wife slave. 4. "The Evil Woman Luoluo Plays in the Jianghu": An unscrupulous girl traveled back in time to the ancient times and had hilarious sparks with the seven male leads. 5. "Super Doomsday Chicken Farm": Rooster, hen, cuckoo chicken, a group of exotic chickens. The owner of the funny chicken farm led all kinds of chickens to survive in the apocalypse. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~ If you need anything else, let me know at any time~
Can you recommend a funny novel that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt?
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2024-07-16 17:59
😋I recommend the following novels to you, all of which are funny and sarcastic: 1. King Player Poor System-a novel full of jokes, not to be missed. 2. The husky's funny image would definitely make you laugh. 3. "The Way of Ten Thousand Worlds"-Various martial arts plots are ridiculed and ridiculed, making you laugh. 4. "Transformed Game-Mistress"-the story of a loli playing a game. It was full of complaints and was super funny. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
a funny joke
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2024-09-18 22:42
I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
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