I'll share my treasured jokes today!
I can't provide jokes because I'm a novel reader and don't have a sense of humor. But I can answer questions about novels. If you have any questions about novels, I'm happy to help you.
I'll cross the river today
You can find the TMT download resources for " Crossing the Tide ". You can click on the download link or send the TXT file to your email to get the TXT file of " Crossing the Tide ". The specific download link and update information could be found in the search results.
Today, I'll start dating
Yi Sheng was a writer. He had created a series of novels, including " Today's the Day We Begin to Fall in Love." This novel was a sweet and relaxing work, mainly about the story of love. We can't find out more about Yi Sheng and 'Starting to Fall in Love Today.'
I'll cross the river today
'Crossing the Tide' was a novel written by Mangli, belonging to the urban romance genre. The novel could be downloaded in TXT format for free from multiple websites. This novel described how Feng Xi had liked Song Qing for seven years, but Song Qing's feelings for her only stopped at courtesy, and Feng Xi never got his love. The specific content and chapters of the novel could be obtained by downloading the link or sending a TMT file to the mailbox.
From today onwards, I'll be a snail carrying a family on my back.
"From Today onward, I'll be a Vassal King" was a web novel. The author was a snail with a home on its back. The story told the story of a prince. He found that he had become a prince. His fief was far away and his country was in chaos, but he only wanted to guard his fief and live freely. The latest chapter of this novel was Chapter 1173: New World (End!) And it had already ended. The specific plot and content could only be understood after reading the full text.
I'll cross the river for free today.
'Crossing the Tide' was a novel written by Mulley, and it was available on many websites for newcomers to read. This novel described how Feng Xi liked Song Qing for seven years, but Song Qing's feelings for her only stopped at etiquette, and Feng Xi never got his love. Their involvement was known by the people in the industry. Some people tried to persuade Song Qing, but he only treated her as a younger sister. The latest chapter of the novel was chapter 134, updated on July 10, 2023. The specific reading platform and chapter list can be found on the relevant websites.
From today onwards, I'll be the villain
" From Today onward, I'll be the Big Villain " was a web novel written by Huan Sakura Kong and published on Qidian Chinese Network. The novel told the story of a transmigrator who constantly struggled in the other world and became a villain. The plot of the novel was compact, and the characters were vivid. It was deeply loved by readers. While waiting for the TV series, he could also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " The Legend of Mortal Cultivation "!
From today onwards, I'll be a villain
" From Today onward, I'll be a Big Villain " was a fantasy web novel written by Tempered Steel, which was published on Qidian Chinese Network. The novel told the story of a modern man who transmigrated to the Xianxia world and became the son of the head of a villain sect. In this world, the Righteous Path and the Devil Path were opposing each other. The two sides were irreconcilable, and intense battles often broke out. The protagonist relied on his own understanding of the plot, as well as the wisdom and vision of modern people, to begin his path as a villain. He only accepted disciples with the worst aptitude and deliberately suppressed them to make them give up on themselves. He snatched the treasures of the righteous path and cultivated his own forces, intending to subvert the order of the entire Xianxia world. While waiting for the TV series, he could also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " The Legend of Mortal Cultivation "!
Is there a novel like "I'll Count My Fingers, Your Disciple Will Be Calamity Today"?
There were novels similar to "Counting with My Fingers, Your Disciple Will Be in Trouble Today": 1. Revelation of Modern Cultivation. Author: Rainy Day 10 2."Coming Against the Wind, In Exchange for Your Glory." Author: The Chess Game 3. The Immortal Lord became the pet of the demon world's little demoness. Author: You're pleasing to the eye 4."Male Lead Always Wants to Absorb My Spiritual Power." Author: Kong Yunsheng 5."After Reading My Heart, All the Villains Are Numbed." Author: Ye Jiubai 6."I'm Leveling Up, Fighting Monsters, and Falling in Love in the World of Cultivators." Author: Chun Xia Wan Mu 7:"Little Junior Sister, She Has a Long Life." Author: Qian You 8: Is My Husband Really a Magician? Author: Skyscraping Tree 9:"He, Walking on Earth", Author: An Unexpected Sunny Day 10:"Please Follow the Cultivation Script" by Mo Kongshan 11:"After the destruction of the sect, the entire continent depends on me to ascend." Author: If I Change Color Showdown! I Rely on Melons to Dominate the World of Cultivators. Author: Miss Qing Huan Building a Sect from Zero, Author: He Ranmeng Running for My Life Everyday When I Open My Eyes, Author: White Wolf Loves You I Rely on Qin Shihuang to Become a God, Author: Mao Wu Chapter 16: Forced to the Crematorium After Flirting with a Sick Beauty Substitute, Author: A Desert Slag in the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands, Shuras Everywhere, Author: Big Fruit The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Apocalypse of the Modern Immortal Cultivators": In such an era of fierce competition and national interest, how can ordinary people become Immortal Cultivators? Reincarnation, fortuitous encounter, immortal encounter? Wash up and go to sleep. It's all in your dreams. 2:"Coming Against the Wind, In Exchange for Your Glory": Esports Genius Shen Bingci VS Scheming Boy Han Wu Six years ago, Team WIN disbanded and Miracle Dynasty fell. The dynasty's heir, Shen Bingci, disappeared without a trace. Six years later, she returned to the competition as a former teammate and joined the NSe team. On the field, she had to cover her identity so that her captain wouldn't dig deeper into her, and at the same time, she had to resist his seduction and not be taken away by him. Shen Bingci expressed that life was not easy and only wanted to sigh. 3. The demon girl picked up a seriously injured sword xiu, but she didn't expect it to be a fairy! It was kept! He was loved by thousands of people! Want a divine weapon? Hire a Divine Craftsman to make it for you! Pills that could increase one's cultivation? I'll feed you! However, this pet was a little hateful, and even the little demoness was chased to the ends of the earth! Until one day- The Celestial Venerable was resurrected with full blood. His sword pierced through the sky, and thousands of immortals bowed their heads. The four seas and eight wastelands trembled! "The Immortal Venerable only entered the Demon Realm alone and captured the little demoness alive, giving you two choices. One is to marry you, and the other is to marry me…" 4:"Male Lead Always Wants to Absorb My Spiritual Power": Bai Xiao had been wandering in the Ghost Realm for many years and was a character that made ghosts tremble in fear. She would rather die than enter reincarnation. She only wanted to eat, drink, and have fun, and enjoy her retirement leisurely. However, she did not expect that after a nap, the Ghost Realm disappeared, the malicious ghosts and spirits ran away, and the Ghost Realm's treasure disappeared... Yama: "Bai Xiao, you destroyed my Ghost Realm. You'd better go and find the nether stone and the escaping ghosts and malicious ghosts. Otherwise, I'll let you live in the Reincarnation Pool and reincarnate 800 times a day!" "Lord Yama, please rest assured. I guarantee to complete the mission." All the ghosts thought,"Lord Yama, there's no need to trouble yourself. We can go home by ourselves…" ...... Yan Sushang was sealed in a coffin and nourished by the weak spiritual power of this world. The seal was broken and he saw a fatty who was acting foolishly at him. This fatty was covered in spiritual power. As long as he showed a little, he would be able to live. "Great beauty, shouldn't I repay the favor of saving my life with my body?" Yan Sushang looked at the "extremely rich" fatty in front of him, his beautiful and seductive phoenix eyes full of smiles,"There's such a good thing!" Yan Sushang slowly lifted his clothes and lay down on the bed."Xiaoxiao, I'm ready." ........ 5."After Reading My Heart, All Villains Win":[Rebirth + Family Mind Reading + Group Pet + Male Lead + Female Lead Omnipotent Gaga Qiang] Ning Zhishui died on the path to heaven, just one step away from becoming an immortal. The mighty figures of the other aristocratic families all brought their family treasures to block the last hurdle. They laughed at her and each of them gave her a kick."Who asked Fellow Daoist Ning to not have the support of her family?" However, the heavens did not disappoint her and gave her a chance to be reborn! Ning Zhishui sharpened her knife and planned to live a second life. She must bring her entire family to ascend together! What aristocratic family! My Ning family is the number one family! However, he did not expect… [My father, who eventually became an evil cultivator, clearly had the immortal bone, but he didn't notice it for his entire life. In the end, it was obtained by that evil person!] [Mother, do you know that your name as the Poison Fairy is still being mentioned and cursed hundreds of years after your death?] [Brother, you're brave and brave, and your talent is extraordinary. Why did you fall in love with a white lotus? In the end, you even became a great demon for her. You didn't have a good ending!] [Second brother, your master is considerate to you just to possess you. You can't lose your mind like in your previous life and become his killing puppet!] [Auntie! Give up on that scumbag. He's already hooked up with your best friend and wants to harm you together. Then, he'll snatch the bracelet that you carry with you!] Everyone in the Ning family was speechless. How could this be? In the end, Ning Zhishui looked at her father who had discovered the immortal bone, her mother who had become a Fairy Doctor, her elder brother who had dumped White Lotus, her second brother who had killed her master and absorbed her cultivation, and her aunt who had kept the bracelet and advanced all the way... She was dumbfounded. 6."I'm Leveling Up, Killing Monsters, and Falling in Love in the World of Cultivators": An unexpected trip brought Qin Jingyu to the Vast Void Realm. There, she met two fallen immortals. One was the mirror spirit of the Bright Year Mirror, and the other was the former lord of the East Province, Sheng Yue Divine Lord. They had ulterior motives for her and even wanted to abandon her from time to time. However, the things they taught her were the best in the entire Vast Void Realm. With their help and her continuous self-cultivation, Qin Jingyu slowly turned from a little chicken that everyone could bully into a god that everyone worshipped! -------------------- Grandpa Qin gave Qin Jingyu a mysterious bracelet. It seemed to have an inexplicable divine power. Any prey that caught its eye would either be refined or subdued by it. Relying on it, Qin Jingyu would obtain a pet from time to time. Among them, there were reptiles, mammals, birds, insects, monsters, and demons... Every time Qin Jingyu appeared in front of others, she would attract the attention of others because of them. There was nothing they could do. When pets transformed, the template looks they used were the ceiling. Even if they just used a little of it, it would cause screams. In addition, these pets also liked to fool around outside. They often provoked the Leng Xin eldest disciple of a large sect or stole the heart of a single elder of a large cultivation family… 7."Little Junior Sister's Long Life Path": New book seedling. The content is not bad. The future is promising! Speaking of which, I can't tell which one is the main character, but it doesn't matter. The content is not bad. 8:"Is My Husband Really a Magician?": Magic, is it to bewitch or capture people's hearts? Once Xia Bohe woke up and learned the nature of magic, he was also involved in the whirlpool of conspiracy. The good-for-nothing husband who stayed at home and played games every day was actually a master in the magic world? The cute pet he had in his mind was actually the legendary ancient divine beast? Heavens! If he wanted to unravel the secrets of this treacherous world, Xia Buhe would have to use his brain! "Use your brain? What is a brain?" "My head is so itchy. It seems like something is about to grow out!" 9."He Walks on Earth": This is a world with elements, magic, and spirituality as the basic elements. Through these elements, one can cast magic, battle techniques, and create miracles. Humans had grown from weak to strong, from ignorant to arrogant. They worshipped the gods, respected them, coveted them, and destroyed them. They built temples and destroyed temples, built statues and destroyed statues. They erased the names of the gods, erased the words of the gods, and erased the past of the gods. Finally, they broke away from the protection of the gods. Towards independence? Heh, humans are so capricious. When a new wave comes, a secret wave called the creation of gods appears, and our main character becomes the first candidate. 10:"Please Follow the Cultivation Script": No CP, First Female Lead Ye Wuchen, male, possessed the Immortal Cultivation System. He was considered the most likely person in the Immortal Cultivation World to eliminate the Demon Lord because the Heavenly Axiom said so. There was only one problem. It was a girl called Jiang Li. Mistakes came one after another. Why was there nothing that was the same as what the Heavenly Dao said? Why did she become a bandit? Going into business? Why did he go to grave robbing? Can't we follow the script of cultivation! "After the Sect Was Destroyed, the Whole Continent Rely on Me to Ascension": Luo Jiuqiu Was Killed by Her Beloved One, Survived 600 Years Later. Once she broke out of the grave, the legend of Demoness Luo remained, but her sect had been destroyed, and her close friends had been killed. The murderer was actually herself? His former sweetheart, now his mortal enemy, had gone mad, his gentle and steady Eldest Senior Brother had gone mad, and his best friend had turned black. The secret technique was exposed, and the Heavenly Pillar was reopened. Countless cultivators flocked to worship it, just to ascend. Showdown! On the surface, the Green Dragon Sect is very rigorous, but there are many gossips behind the scenes. Lin Wan dressed up as a useless junior sister and was bound to the Melon Eater System. What? The muscular Big Senior Brother actually had a pink girl's heart? So Second Brother is a crybaby, a stupid beauty? Why did the fish pond of the great love saint third senior brother, who was born alone, explode? The Fourth Senior Brother with the tsundere and vicious tongue was actually a woman dressed as a man? The sunny and cheerful Fifth Senior Brother loved to do sneaky things! Sixth Brother wanted to be a heartthrob? Seventh Senior Brother, who had always been against him, actually had a crush on him? Who wasn't the Cha in the melon field! Lin Wan silently watched and quietly amazed everyone! "Building a Sect from Zero": Xiao Ranran transmigrated to the Cultivation Continent. Just as she thought that she was about to start drawing qi into her body with the female lead's script, cultivate and ascend to the peak of her life, the system told her,"Our mission is to build a sect, do more good deeds, and take in disciples to spread the mental cultivation method so that everyone can use better mental cultivation methods…" Therefore, Xiao Ranran looked at the dilapidated house and was not surprised to hear the system say,"The houses here are too dilapidated. Host, remember to cut down the trees, dig up the soil, pull the grass, and repair them. The spiritual rice we provide is not enough for you to eat, so remember to open up wasteland and farm. The spiritual stones we give are not enough. You have to think of a way to earn money yourself." Later, Xiao Ranran looked at the little radish head in front of her and fell into deep thought. What kind of position should she use to dig so that she would not tarnish her reputation and still appear like an immortal? 1. Farming + Construction + Cultivation, System 2. In the early stage, it was more about infrastructure + farming, and in the later stage, it was more about cultivation. 3. There's a male lead, but there's not much screen time. 4. Female Lead Wearing, Zero Foundation Immortal Cultivation, Requires Time to Catch Up to Others Lin Fenghe, who had transmigrated to another world, was running for his life every day. There was no other reason. The Host had blown up the Hundred Herb Hall of the First Cultivation Academy and released the ten thousand spirit beasts of the Spirit Beast Pavilion. She had also gone to the Temple of Immortals to add some urine to their Resurrection Potion. She had also plucked three tail feathers from the sleeping Fire Phoenix Demon at the Black Dragon Mountain. Then, under the pursuit of a group of people, the original owner died. However, before she died, she had left behind a Soul Summoning Array, which had attracted Lin Fenghe, who had just been killed by an experimental subject in the Otherworld. Lin Fenghe wanted to curse, he didn't want to suffer, but his body couldn't die! Being forced to live forever was even more effective than the resurrection medicine of the Temple of Immortals. Helplessly, in order to live a peaceful life in this world, Lin Fenghe, who didn't want to be tortured and killed thousands of times every day, had to run for his life. However… Why did people say that she was doing all this for the person she loved? This was obviously the original owner… Wait a minute! Something fishy was going on! [No CP] 15:"I Rely on Qin Shihuang to Become a God":"The Knowing Bird can see the future and predict the future. Even though the Ruler has Zhao Gao and Li Si, the biggest demon star is you, Empress." Bai Tao was originally a fox demon who had only cultivated for a hundred years. She had transformed into a human form and mingled in the palace. She wielded power and was even loved by Qin Shihuang. Hearing this, she opened her eyes and smiled coquettishly."What Fiend Star? When Ruler and I first worshipped the ancestral temple, there was a strong wind and all the ancestors showed their spirits. That day, it rained heavily and soon, snow covered the mountains. Next year, the rivers and canals were opened and the Guanzhong granaries were rich. In the blink of an eye, they had swallowed the six countries." "I have known the ruler since I was young in Zhao and have been with him for more than 20 years. In the blink of an eye, time has passed and he is about to go to Mount Tai to worship the heavens. Ruler said how lucky I am, he even said this empress is his auspicious sign." # Innocent and intelligent Tushan Fox vs Qin Shihuang, the proud emperor of all things # Food Guide: 1. Monsters + history = fiction. You can make suggestions, but if you make mistakes, you win. 2. The characters have grown, and there are no supporting characters in this book. This book has been edited many times, and the plot is quite different from the pirated version. 3. The frequency of updates is the first round, the first round is updated every other day, and the second round is updated every other day. Chapter 16: Forced to the Crematorium after Flirting with a Sick Girl Substitute (cross-dressing + mistaken baby raising + substitute taking over + Sick Girl) * In order to survive, Zhu Huan had played an ancient game, but because of the high degree of freedom, he could not see the main character often. He could only find a secondary character to collect health points. * The main character Wen Qi was a well-known young genius in the cultivation world. He was invincible among his peers with the Daybreak Sword. He was gentle and kind, and was praised by everyone wherever he went. * The smurf account Wen Qi was a nobody in the cultivation world. He lived in the chaotic Haitian Valley. Zhu Huan chose him as the smurf account because he had the same face as Wen Qi and was suitable as a substitute. * "Who are you?" Zhu Huan asked uncertainly when she opened her eyes and saw a familiar face. Wen Qi gently helped her up. He suppressed the darkness in his eyes."I'm Wen Qi. Wen as in warm, and Qi as in Qilu." * Wen Qi had known for as long as he could remember that he had the same appearance and name as a person, but they shared the same name and different lives. He lived in the darkest place, tasted the most bitter pain, and struggled in the mud in a sorry state. However, that person was the complete opposite of him. He bathed in the light and was not stained by dust. * Fortunately, the heavens were always fair. He met a special existence. She said that her name was Zhu Huan. She treated him well for no reason and sent him warmth day after day, gradually making him fall for her. * It was not until that day when she gave him the clothes that Wen Qi would wear and the weapons that he would use. He stared blankly at the reflection of her face on the water and realized that he was just a substitute. * From then on, the young man tasted the taste of jealousy and pulled Zhu Huan into his world at all costs. He wanted to keep her forever, and he also wanted her to understand one thing. Humans needed to be responsible for the things they tamed. * Gao Liang: The beginning is already through the tour After transmigrating to the Immortal Cultivation World, Yang Rongrong worked tirelessly as a bootlicker for more than a hundred years. She had finally managed to get the Sword Saint, Monster King, Demon Lord, and Ghost Emperor's favorability to 100. He thought that he could finally go home, but the system suddenly malfunctioned! All her previous efforts were wasted and she was forced to stay in the cultivation world. Yang Rongrong: "Alright, alright. Must you play me like this?" Then don't blame me for going crazy. …… The Sword Saint said,"Are the vows you made to me no longer valid?" Yang Rongrong: Love doesn't have to last forever. Just listen to the oath. The Demon King: You said you would love me forever! Yang Rongrong: "I did say that I love you, but I never said that I only love you." Demon Lord: How many predecessors do you have? Yang Rongrong: What ex? They are all my love mentors. The Ghost Emperor asked,"What's your relationship with them?" Yang Rongrong: "Based on the principle of being responsible for love, I never confirm a relationship easily. (The style of writing is relaxed and idiotic, 1v1 mutual favor, stable daily updates, welcome to collect ~) You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
I'll live up to today's feelings
'Today' was a film with an educational theme. Through the stories of three different eras, it showed the mission of teachers and the growth of students. The audience's evaluation of the film was mixed. Some people thought that the film was short and concise, and the scenes and lines were excellent, giving people visual and spiritual enjoyment. Others felt that the film was more fragmented. The first two parts were more like a biographical drama, and the latter was more like a school promotional film. But overall," Today's Worth It " conveyed the concept of respecting teachers and education, and triggered the audience to think and reflect on education. The film used simple language and simple pictures to show the care and cultivation of the education workers for the students, as well as the growth and inspiration of the students in education. The audience expressed that this movie made them cherish the present more and strive to become a better version of themselves. They did not live up to their youth and today. Overall, Today's Worth It was an educational film. Through the narration of the story and the shaping of the characters, it conveyed the love and power of education.
I'll give you more drumsticks today
" I'll give you extra drumsticks today " was a way to express appreciation and reward. Adding chicken legs was a popular phrase on the internet. It was often used to express appreciation for others 'outstanding behavior. For example, when someone's performance exceeded expectations or did a good job, you could say,"I'll give you extra chicken drumsticks today." The meaning of this phrase was similar to " give you a like " or " double-click 666 ". It was used to express affirmation and praise for others. To be specific, adding chicken drumsticks could be used to praise the photographer's shooting skills, excellent post-production performance, or the actor's excellent acting skills. In short, adding chicken drumsticks was a positive expression used to encourage and reward others for their outstanding performance.