Are there any funny jokes that I can share?
I'm a fan of online literature. Here are some jokes that hit the nail on the head: 1. Why were the names of the characters in "Battle Through the Heavens" Nine Nether, Tian Can, Yao Yu, Xiao Yan, and so on? Because they wanted to become "Heavenly Silkworm Potato"! 2. Why did the protagonists in many web novels encounter the magical character "System"? Because they wanted to become a System Master! 3. Why do many characters in online novels go to "dig for treasure"? Because they wanted to get the treasure! Why do many characters in online novels encounter "enemies"? Because they wanted to challenge the power of the " enemy "! Why do many characters in online novels become "very rich"? Because they wanted to become rich! I hope these jokes can make you laugh and make you happy for the whole day!
Do you have any funny jokes to share?
Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh: One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?" The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications." Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?" The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees." However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it." "What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore. "We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it." Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"
Are there any jokes that hit your funny spot that you can share?
Here are some jokes that hit the funny spot: 1 " Why is the protagonist always defeated by the villain?" " Because they always want to steal the protagonist's treasure!" 2 "Why does the protagonist always succeed in counterattacking?" " Because they know that the villains also want this treasure!" 3 "What is the protagonist's halo?" " When you meet the protagonist, all difficulties will become easier." 4 "Why are villains always defeated in the end?" " Because the protagonist has everything they want from the beginning." 5 "What magical abilities does the protagonist have?" " Just name one: he can control time."
Are there any funny jokes?
The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'