What does this passage mean when translated into vernacular?

Liu Bei had visited Zhuge Liang twice but failed to meet him. He wanted to visit him again. Guan Yu said,"My brother has twice paid his respects in person. The ceremony is too much. Thinking that Zhuge Liang had a false reputation but no real knowledge, he avoided meeting him. Brother, why are you so confused by this person?" "No," said Liu Bei."In the past, Duke Huan of Qi wanted to see the wild people of Dongguo. He had to turn around five times before he could meet them. Besides, do I want to see the great sage?" Zhang Fei replied,"My brother is not good enough. I don't think this villager is worthy of being a great sage. I don't need you to go this time. If he doesn't come, I'll just tie him up with a hemp rope!" "Haven't you heard that King Wen of Zhou paid a visit to Jiang Ziya? King Wen of Zhou respects wise men so much. Why are you so rude? I'll go with Chief Yun." "If both of you are going," said Fei,"how can I fall behind?" "If you go with me," said Liu Bei,"you must not be disrespectful." Yue Fei agreed.
So the three of them rode to Longzhong with their entourage. Half a mile away from the thatched hut, Liu Bei dismounted and walked on foot, meeting Zhuge Jun. "Is your brother in the manor?" asked Liu Bei. "I came back last night," said Jun, General, can we meet today?" Then he left. "I am lucky to have met you, sir," said Liu Bei. "This man is rude," said Zhang Fei. It wouldn't hurt to lead me to the village, but why did you go on your own?" "They each have their own business," said Liu Bei."How can we force each other?" The three of them came to the front of the manor and knocked on the door. The boy opened the door and asked. "I'll have to trouble you to pass on the message," said Liu Bei."Liu Bei has come to pay his respects to you." "Today, although you are at home," said the boy,"you are sleeping in the thatched cottage during the day." "In that case," said Liu Bei,"do not announce it for the time being." Fu Guan and Zhang were only waiting at the door. Liu Bei walked slowly into the cottage and saw his teacher lying on his back on a few seats in the cottage. Liu Bei stood at the foot of the steps. After a while, the teacher did not wake up. Guan Yu and Zhang Yu stood outside for a long time, but they did not see any movement. When they entered the palace, they saw that Liu Bei was still standing there. Zhang Fei was furious."How can you be so arrogant, sir?" he said to Guan Yu. I saw my brother standing at the foot of the steps, but he was lying high and couldn't get up. I'll set a fire behind the house and see if he can get up!" Chief Yun persuaded him again and again. Liu Bei ordered them to wait outside. When he looked up at the hall, he saw the gentleman turn over and get up. Suddenly he fell asleep facing the inner wall. The boy wanted to report. "Don't disturb them," said Liu Bei. After standing for another hour, Zhuge Liang woke up and recited a poem,"Who will wake up first in the great dream? I know that I have slept enough in spring in the thatched cottage, and the sun is late outside the window." When Zhuge Liang had finished reciting, he turned to the boy and asked,"Are there any visitors?" "Uncle Liu has been waiting here for a long time," said the boy. Zhuge Liang rose to his feet and said,"Why don't you tell me? Shang Rong, change your clothes." So he turned into the back hall. After a long time, he straightened his clothes and came out to meet him.

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