Give me a few more jokes. If it's funny, help me out. Thank you!

2024-09-15 05:25

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2024-09-15 08:19

Alright, here are a few funny jokes: Why do some people like to go to the toilet to read? Because they liked to read toilet paper. One day, a bird flew into a group of animals and flew away. The other animals asked the bird,"are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. My wings are broken." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. There was a boss whose company was not doing well recently, so he went to the fortune-teller and said,"Your company's business is not good because there is a person in your company who can't make money." The boss was very angry after hearing this, so he went to find the fortune-teller to argue. The fortune-teller said,"I calculated according to your eight characters that you are short of gold in your life, so you need to find a person of the gold generation to fill your vacancy." The boss was speechless. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Give me a few long jokes

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2024-09-19 17:20

Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.

Please tell me a few jokes that are 100% funny!

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2024-09-18 22:40

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.

Who can help me? Give me more examples. Thank you very much!

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2024-09-16 11:52

A world view is a broad background world in novels, games, or other media works. It includes the geography, history, society, culture, technology, and other elements of the character's life. It describes the basic laws, values, and codes of conduct of this world. Below are some common types of worldviews and their characteristics: 1. Science fiction worldview: A world view with the theme of future or modern technology usually describes a highly developed technological society in which humans have mastered various technologies that surpass reality and live, work, and adventure in this technological society. 2. Fantasy world view: The world view with magic, myths, and strange beasts as the theme usually described a mysterious and fantasy world where humans, strange beasts, and gods coexisted and experienced various adventures and challenges in this world. Historical worldview: A worldview that focuses on historical events, historical figures, and cultural traditions usually describes a world with a long history and multiculturalism in which humans live, work, and adventure. 4. Fantasy world view: The world view with myths, fantasy, magic, etc. as the theme usually described a mysterious and fantastical world where humans, mythical creatures, and magic coexisted and experienced various adventures and challenges in this world. These types of worldviews had their own unique settings and characteristics. Different worldviews could bring different experiences and feelings to readers or players.

Friends, help me out, help me push a few novels ~

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2024-09-16 04:22

Of course you can. Here are a few novels I recommend for you: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel that tells the story of a young man's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength. [2]<< Full-time Expert >>-Butterfly Blue: This is a novel set in a video game. It tells the story of a retired professional player's battle with his opponent and his growth after returning to the gaming industry. 3 " Celebrating Years "-Maoni: This is a fantasy novel set in the Ming Dynasty of China. It tells the story of a young man's adventure. He wanders between political struggles, Jianghu struggles, and academic research to find his own way out. 4 " Choosing the Heavens "-Maoni: This is a novel with a fantasy background. It tells the story of a young man's growth. He encountered various challenges and battles in the process of choosing his own destiny and path. 5 Douluo Continent-Three Young Masters of the Tang Family: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as the background. It tells the story of a teenager's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength.

Who can tell me a few super funny jokes?

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2024-09-17 18:39

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with that because I told you honestly." The interviewer was silent for a while and then said,"I think your biggest shortcoming is that you're too honest." A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Give me a few meaningful jokes. Don't be human

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2024-09-16 21:54

One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! 3 Q: Why do I get attention by double-clicking 666? A: Because 666 means I love you. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet is a good place to read. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there was no typing skill online.

Who can give me a few classic humorous jokes?

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2024-09-12 13:33

Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a parrot sat on the bar counter. One of them asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The second man asked the parrot,"what would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The third person asked the parrot,"can you sing?" "Of course!" the parrot replied. So the third person said," Okay, then please sing a song." "I don't want to sing," said the parrot. The three of them were surprised. One of them asked the parrot why it didn't want to sing. "Because I don't want you to know that I can sing badly!" Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because it kept typing the word "meat" on the keyboard. I hope these humorous jokes will make you laugh!

Can you give me some of the best funny clean jokes and stories?

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2024-11-08 07:50

Here is a great joke. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. For a story, there was a young girl who wanted to be a ballerina. She practiced every day, even when it was hard. One day she got a chance to perform in a small show. She was so nervous but when she started dancing, she forgot all her fears and did an amazing job. It shows that determination can lead to great things.

Please tell me a few classic cold jokes, thank you!

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2024-09-16 00:19

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

Can you give more funny jokes to put in stories?

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2024-10-25 10:48

Sure. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke. This is a simple knock - knock joke that can be used in a light - hearted children's story or a story with friendly characters having a bit of fun.