Guo Degang's time-travel line: I want to go back to the past and change history. I want to be a billionaire with countless wealth. I want to become a martial arts master with invincible martial arts. I want to have countless beautiful women and become a winner in life. I want to make this world different. I want everyone to live a happy life.
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.
The following are the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I am a writer": I: Hello everyone, I am Guo Degang, a literary scholar. Guo Degang, your literary attainments are really very high! Guo Degang: Haha, thank you for your praise. But do you know that writing a novel is actually very painful? Why? Guo Degang: Because the world in the novel is my idea, I need to create a world with temperature, emotion, and vitality. However, this world was not real, so the process of writing a novel was actually very difficult. What kind of inspiration do you think your novel can bring to people? Guo Degang: I hope that my novel can make people realize that reality and illusion are not opposites. They can be integrated with each other. There are many beautiful things in this world that are worth pursuing and cherishing.
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!
The complete lines of Guo Degang's Longevity is as follows: (Scene: A master and disciple in front of an ancient temple. The master is inside the temple and the disciple is outside.) Master: Come in, disciple. Disciple: Master, this temple has a very long history. Master: Yes, this temple has hundreds of years of history. Disciple: Then why aren't the incense table and candlesticks extinguished? Master: The gods in this temple are very kind. They don't want to be disturbed by the fireworks in the human world. Disciple: Then what should we do if we want to offer incense? Master: We can offer fruits, pastries, and other offerings in front of the incense table and then light candles and firecrackers in the incense burner to drive away evil spirits. Disciple: Is that all? Master: Of course it's not enough. We still need to write an oration in the temple to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Disciple: Then how do I write the funeral oration? Master: The content of the funeral rites should be concise and clear to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Then, we should set off firecrackers and burn incense to express our respect to the gods. Disciple: Yes, Master. I'll study hard. Master: Good disciple, you can go back. There are still some things that you young people need to deal with.
Guo Degang was a famous crosstalk actor and director in China. His representative works included "Crosstalk Hall" and "Crosstalk Conference", which were hailed as the "masters" of the Chinese crosstalk world.
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."
There was no definite answer to the lines of Guo Degang's " I Want to Transmigrate " because the lines had not been publicly released. However, many of Guo Degang's crosstalk works had similar scenes, such as "Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel." If you want to hear the full version of this line, you might need to look up Guo Degang's other works.
The complete lines of Guo Degang's Master Sutra are as follows: Hello, everyone. Today, I'm going to perform a crosstalk called 'Master Classic'. In the world of crosstalk, there were many classic jokes, and the most famous one was the Master Sutra. The Classic of Masters described the growth of a crosstalk actor. Under the guidance of his master, he worked hard and finally became an outstanding crosstalk actor. Now, let me read the complete lines of the Master Sutra to everyone: (The crosstalk actor began to tell his story) I was born in an ordinary family and have always loved crosstalk since I was young. When I was in primary school, the school organized a crosstalk competition and I successfully performed the song "The Sea", winning the applause and cheers of the audience. This made me even more determined to become a crosstalk actor, so I decided to learn crosstalk from my master. My master is a famous crosstalk actor named Guo Degang. Under the guidance of my master, I kept practicing and improving my crosstalk skills. After a long period of hard work, I finally became an excellent crosstalk actor. Today, I hope that through my own efforts, I can bring better crosstalk performances to the audience. Thank you for listening. I wish everyone a happy life.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "On Pushing and Teasing" was a crosstalk program in which two crosstalk actors, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, performed together to tease each other and make jokes to let the audience feel the charm of crosstalk. The following are some classic lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian in On Proud Teasing: Good teacher, good teacher, what are you teaching? What you teach is all nonsense. Are you kidding me? You're courting death! 3. Don't you know that this is a crosstalk? This is the rule. You little bastard, beat me to death! Are you looking for a beating? You're courting death! You idiot, don't you know that this is a crosstalk? How can you be an actor if you're so stupid? 9 Aren't You Making Trouble? You're destroying order! Don't you know that this is a crosstalk?
Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Want to Be a Medical Scientist," had the following lines: - Doctor, I think the most glorious thing is to treat people. - I think it's a doctor's duty to analyze the patient's condition ten times. - The patient said,"I have a headache." I think the doctor should first ask,"Where does it hurt?" - I'm not doing it for money. I'm doing it to save people. - I think doctors are one of the greatest professions in the world.