I want to hear a good joke, who can tell me?
The joke needed to be understood and understood by oneself to be interesting. I can tell you some classic online jokes to let you experience the charm of the hidden jokes.
I want to hear the funniest joke
Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!
Want to Hear a Funny Joke
Hello, it's my pleasure to serve you! Here was a funny joke: One day, a snail went shopping and got lost. When it reached a corner, it suddenly saw a parrot. The snail asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. "What would you say?" asked the snail. The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The snail thought for a moment and said,"Then can I learn to talk from you?" The parrot replied,"Of course! But you have to find me a suitable person to talk to first." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"will you find me an animal as big as me to learn to speak?" "Of course not!" laughed the parrot. You're too young to learn how to speak." The snail was a little disappointed but still decided to try to learn. So he began to imitate the parrot's voice."Hello, goodbye, and many other words." The parrot was very happy to hear this. You're really a smart guy!" The snail said modestly,"Actually, I just want to find an animal bigger than me to learn how to speak." The parrot smiled with satisfaction and flew away. I hope this joke will make you happy!
I want to hear a short and funny joke.
A cat entered a car factory and was caught in a machine trap. The machine trap was made up of a series of complicated gears. After the cat was swept in, the gears began to rotate, and the cat was swept deeper and deeper. In the end, the cat was swept into a super complicated gear box. Only then did the cat realize that it was in a dead end. The cat tried to climb out but all the gears were too small for the cat to escape. Finally, the cat came up with a clever idea. It began to jump around in the gear box, trying to change the size of the gear box. In this way, the cat successfully climbed out of the machine trap and returned to its home. The next day, the head of the car factory found the cat and asked how it came out. The cat said,"I jumped a football game and then jumped into the gear box."
I want to hear supernatural stories, who can tell me a few?
The following are all supernatural stories: Adventures of a Ghost and a Cat 2 Horrors in the Forgotten City The Ghost in the Mirror 4 Strange Forest Stories The Evil Spirit in the Basement Missing Female College Student The Monster in the Mirror 8 Horrors in the Forgotten Town Tower of Death Possessed by an Evil Spirit I hope these stories can give you inspiration!
A novel as good as I Want to Tell a joke
I want to hear a bedtime story. Can you tell me one?
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit named Benny. Benny lived in a cozy burrow at the edge of a big forest. One night, as Benny was getting ready for bed, he heard a strange noise outside. He peeked out and saw a beautiful firefly. The firefly told Benny that it was lost and couldn't find its way back to the meadow where all its friends were. Benny decided to be brave and help the firefly. He followed the faint light of the moon and led the firefly through the forest until they reached the meadow. The firefly was so happy and thanked Benny. Then Benny went back to his burrow and had the sweetest dreams ever.
I want a joke, a joke that will make me feel so good. Thank you!
The following was a joke: One day, a programmer went to a bar for a drink and his friend asked him,"Why don't you develop a bar app?" The programmer replied,"I like to drink in bars, but I don't know how to program bar applications." The friend replied,"Then how did you drink in the bar?" The programmer thought for a moment and replied,"I'll use the drinks and facilities provided by the bar."
I want to hear a touching love story. Tell it to me directly.
This was an ancient and mysterious kingdom. It had the most beautiful garden in the world and the most powerful army in the world. However, the king of this kingdom was not a trustworthy person. He was cold-hearted, selfish, and narrow-minded, even willing to hurt his family and friends. In this world, there was a young girl named Esteele. She lived a simple and happy life in an ordinary village. However, her parents died young and she had to face the challenges of life alone. By chance, Asteele met a young knight named Mark. Mark was a kind and brave man. He saw the difficulties of Astele and decided to help her. So Mark and Astele began their adventure together. They passed through a dense forest, a towering mountain range, and a vast desert. They had experienced countless hardships, but they had never given up. Finally, they arrived at this mysterious kingdom. Mark became the king and Asteele became his queen. Together, they ruled the kingdom and protected its beauty and prosperity. Their love story spread throughout the kingdom and became a classic legend. People say their love is like a beautiful garden full of life and hope. Even if time passed, their love would not disappear, but would only grow deeper and deeper. In the end, Mark and Ashteel lived out their lives, and their children inherited their throne and love. Their story became the most beautiful legend in the kingdom and was passed down forever.
Who can tell me a very good joke! Thank you!
Alright, let me tell you a joke! One day, a parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the parrot,"Hello, little bird. Why did you come to the bar today?" The parrot replied,"I'm here to find my bird friend." The bar owner asked,"Where is your bird friend?" "He's sharpening it," replied the parrot. (Note: The English spell of Molile is Malaysia and my lai is similar to "my friend")
Who can tell me the funniest long joke!
I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"