I want to hear a short and funny joke.
A cat entered a car factory and was caught in a machine trap. The machine trap was made up of a series of complicated gears. After the cat was swept in, the gears began to rotate, and the cat was swept deeper and deeper. In the end, the cat was swept into a super complicated gear box. Only then did the cat realize that it was in a dead end. The cat tried to climb out but all the gears were too small for the cat to escape. Finally, the cat came up with a clever idea. It began to jump around in the gear box, trying to change the size of the gear box. In this way, the cat successfully climbed out of the machine trap and returned to its home. The next day, the head of the car factory found the cat and asked how it came out. The cat said,"I jumped a football game and then jumped into the gear box."
Want to Hear a Funny Joke
Hello, it's my pleasure to serve you! Here was a funny joke: One day, a snail went shopping and got lost. When it reached a corner, it suddenly saw a parrot. The snail asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. "What would you say?" asked the snail. The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The snail thought for a moment and said,"Then can I learn to talk from you?" The parrot replied,"Of course! But you have to find me a suitable person to talk to first." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"will you find me an animal as big as me to learn to speak?" "Of course not!" laughed the parrot. You're too young to learn how to speak." The snail was a little disappointed but still decided to try to learn. So he began to imitate the parrot's voice."Hello, goodbye, and many other words." The parrot was very happy to hear this. You're really a smart guy!" The snail said modestly,"Actually, I just want to find an animal bigger than me to learn how to speak." The parrot smiled with satisfaction and flew away. I hope this joke will make you happy!
I want to hear the funniest joke
Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!
I want to hear a good joke, who can tell me?
The joke needed to be understood and understood by oneself to be interesting. I can tell you some classic online jokes to let you experience the charm of the hidden jokes.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What is a short funny joke story?
Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I want the funniest joke
Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.
Tell some funny short joke stories
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
What are some funny short joke stories?
Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.
Share some funny joke short stories.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
What are the best funny joke short stories?
A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.