Guo Degang and Yu Qian's lines were as follows: (Yu Qian plays Uncle Zhang) Second Uncle Zhang,"Master, it's not a good month. Don't tire yourself out." Guo Degang:(laughs) Who are you talking about? Aren't you talking nonsense? What's wrong with this month? Aren't you afraid that you'll be tired? Second Uncle Zhang: Master, your crosstalk is too good. Guo Degang:(laughs) Yes, you are right. The beginning of the month is indeed not good. Don't tire yourself out. Second Uncle Zhang said,"Master, let me give you something good." Guo Degang:(Curious) What good thing? Second Uncle Zhang: I've been sick recently. The doctor told me to exercise more. Guo Degang:(surprised) What disease do you have? Zhang Erbo: The doctor said that I got motion sickness from lack of exercise. Guo Degang:(laughs) You learned this crosstalk from the doctor. Second Uncle Zhang,"That's right, Master. I just wanted to make you laugh." Guo Degang:(sigh) It's really not easy for you. Second Uncle Zhang: Yeah, I've been practicing this skill for decades. Guo Degang:(sigh) It's really not easy for you. (singing) A teacher's kindness is like a mountain, and a father's kindness is like the sea A teacher's kindness is like a mountain, and a father's kindness is like the sea A teacher's kindness is like a mountain, and a father's kindness is like the sea (Yu Qian plays Old Guo) Old Guo:(singing) Apprentice, apprentice It's not easy for your master I've practiced for decades for crosstalk (singing) Master and disciple are like father and son Master and disciple are like father and son Master and disciple are like father and son (All actors sing) The above is the lines of the Master Sutra performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian. I hope you like it.