Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for all the lines of "The Good of the Whole Family." Anxious!

Answer 1

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "The Good of the Whole Family" is a crosstalk work. The following are all the lines in the work:

1 Fourth Bro, let me tell you something. Our house has recently been renovated and we want to buy a Bach. Do you know what kind of car a Bach is? It was a Mercedes-Benz S-Class!

2 Let me tell you, you can't learn the tricks of a crosstalk actor. Let me tell you, if you learn this, for example, if you learn that "Time Travel", if you learn that "Perturbed", if you learn that "Oil Selling Man", you can all learn that "The Good of a Family", but you can't learn that "Perturbed Later Biography".

For example, there is a clock in our living room that has nine buttons. Normally, if you press the wrong button, it will not ring because it will think that you just want to play with it and not make it ring.

Your sofa is expensive. I bought a 3,000 yuan one. Let me tell you, this sofa is only 3,000 yuan when you sit on it, and 2,000 yuan when you stand up because it will shake by itself.

For example, do you know how big the refrigerator in our kitchen is? It could fit an entire class!

Your TV is expensive. I bought a 5,000 yuan one. Let me tell you, this TV is only 5,000 yuan when you watch TV, and 2,000 yuan when you watch advertisements because it will watch advertisements by itself.

For example, in our bathroom, there is a sink with nine faucet. Normally, if you press the wrong one, it won't turn on because it will think that you just want to wash your hands and not want it to turn on.

For example, there is a shower in our bathroom. Do you know how cool it is? If you stood under the shower head and took a shower, you would be covered in sweat. If you stood up, you would be covered in sweat again because it would get wet by itself.

These are all the lines in the work.