I'm begging for all the lines of Guo Degang's long stand-up comedy," The Ugly Queen." The more complete, the better, and the faster, the better. Gods, please help me!

2024-09-13 01:24

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2024-09-13 02:01

The complete lines of Guo Degang's long stand-up comedy,"The Ugly Queen", were as follows: Ugly Queen:(pointing at her own nose) Me? How am I ugly? Minister 2:(Frowning) Is this ugly girl the Empress? 3 Ugly Queen:(laughing contemptuously) Yes, I really don't look very good. Minister 4:(Hesitating for a moment) But the Empress should be dignified and magnanimous, not like this. 5 Ugly Queen:(Laughing provocatively) Am I dignified? I was just pretending. Minister 6:(Smiling bitterly) How about this, I'll think of a way for you. 7 Ugly Queen:(Nodding) Alright, then let me, this ugly girl, be the queen. Minister 8:(Helplessly) How about this, I'll invite a beautiful woman to be your queen. 9 Ugly Queen:(disdainfully) Beauty? You guys are really too young. I'm a true empress, I don't need beautiful women to set me off. 10 Minister:(Awkward) Alright, alright, we'll do as you ask. 11 Ugly Queen:(smugly) Haha, you guys are really too naive. I don't need anyone to make me the queen. Minister 12:(hesitantly) But the Empress should have moral character and talent. Ugly Queen:(Calm and composed) Me? I have morals? I have talent? You guys are really too naive. Minister 14:(No more conversation, turn around and leave) 15 Ugly Queen:(Laughing proudly) Haha, you guys are really too stupid. I am the real queen. These are the complete lines of "The Ugly Queen". I hope it will be of help to you.

I'm begging Guo Degang for his crosstalk and the lines from 'A Successful Person's Day'. Please help me.

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2024-09-13 01:47

The lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk, A Successful Man's Day, were as follows: A successful person's day begins when they wake up in the morning. Successful people don't let their alarm clock wake them up because it only increases their anxiety. They would wake up on time, open the curtains, let the sun shine into the room, and drink a glass of water to start a new day. Successful people would start their day with some light exercise such as jogging or doing some yoga. This would allow the body to relax and at the same time increase the body's immunity. Next, successful people will open their emails to check their schedules. They would come up with a detailed plan, including the tasks they needed to complete and a timeline. This way, they could complete their work more efficiently. 4. During working hours, successful people will focus on their tasks and avoid distractions. They would turn off social media and email notifications to avoid interference. 5. Successful people will eat some healthy food and maintain good eating habits. They would try to avoid eating junk food and too much coffee. 6. Successful people will do something they like outside of working hours. For example, reading books, listening to music, or chatting with friends. This would allow them to relax and improve their social skills. 7 Successful people regularly evaluate their work progress and make necessary adjustments. They will continue to learn and grow so that they can better achieve their goals. These are some of the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"A Day in the Life of a Successful Man". I hope they can help.

I'm urgently begging Nalan for more lyrics. The more the better. Help ~~~~

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2024-09-20 20:11

Nalan Xingde (1655 - 1685) was the third son of the Nalan family of the Qing Dynasty. He was also the son of Nalan Mingzhu. He was born in Beijing. His grandfather, Nalan Chengde, was one of the founding fathers of the Qing Dynasty. His father, Nalan Mingzhu, was also a politician and general. Nalan Xingde was intelligent and proficient in music, calligraphy, painting and other arts since childhood. His poetry creation was also one of his brilliant performances. His Ci works were fresh, natural, and full of romanticism, and were known as the "crown of Qing Ci." The following are some of Nalan Xingde's representative works: 1 Song of Everlasting Sorrow 2 "Huanxi Sand" 3 "Drinking Water Ci" 4."Huanxi Sand·A New Song and a Cup of Wine" 5. Slow Magnolia 6."Everlasting Lovesickness: A Journey on the Mountain" 7 "Difficult Journey, One of the Five Songs" 8 "Everlasting Lovesickness·Five Songs II" 9 "Everlasting Lovesickness: One of the Three Songs" 10 "Everlasting Lovesickness: Three Songs (II)" These works were not only widely circulated at that time, but they are still read and appreciated by people as the classics in the history of Chinese literature.

The complete lines of Guo Degang's "Longevity as Nanshan"

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2024-09-13 02:26

The complete lines of Guo Degang's Longevity is as follows: (Scene: A master and disciple in front of an ancient temple. The master is inside the temple and the disciple is outside.) Master: Come in, disciple. Disciple: Master, this temple has a very long history. Master: Yes, this temple has hundreds of years of history. Disciple: Then why aren't the incense table and candlesticks extinguished? Master: The gods in this temple are very kind. They don't want to be disturbed by the fireworks in the human world. Disciple: Then what should we do if we want to offer incense? Master: We can offer fruits, pastries, and other offerings in front of the incense table and then light candles and firecrackers in the incense burner to drive away evil spirits. Disciple: Is that all? Master: Of course it's not enough. We still need to write an oration in the temple to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Disciple: Then how do I write the funeral oration? Master: The content of the funeral rites should be concise and clear to express our respect and gratitude to the gods. Then, we should set off firecrackers and burn incense to express our respect to the gods. Disciple: Yes, Master. I'll study hard. Master: Good disciple, you can go back. There are still some things that you young people need to deal with.

Where was the video of Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, Map of Good and Evil?

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2024-09-20 14:11

The video of Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, The Map of Good and Evil, could be found on many platforms, including Youtube, Bilibili, iQiyi, Youku, and so on. One could search for "Guo Degang's Good and Evil Map" on these platforms or use the keyword "Guo Degang's Good and Evil Map for stand-up crosstalk" to search for relevant video resources. In addition, one could also purchase the video copyright of Guo Degang's stand-up comedy,"The Map of Good and Evil," through an online video platform and watch it on the broadcast website.

The more the better, the faster the better. The great gods are coming to send resources.

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2024-07-16 19:51

Okay, I can provide compressed ancient romance novels. Please tell me the type and name of the resource you want to find.

Ask Guo Degang for crosstalk, I'm a writer's lines

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2024-09-12 00:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, crosstalk lines, on the festival, begging for lines

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2024-09-13 01:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

Seeking the complete lines of Guo Degang's "Master Sutra"

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2024-09-13 01:45

The complete lines of Guo Degang's Master Sutra are as follows: Hello, everyone. Today, I'm going to perform a crosstalk called 'Master Classic'. In the world of crosstalk, there were many classic jokes, and the most famous one was the Master Sutra. The Classic of Masters described the growth of a crosstalk actor. Under the guidance of his master, he worked hard and finally became an outstanding crosstalk actor. Now, let me read the complete lines of the Master Sutra to everyone: (The crosstalk actor began to tell his story) I was born in an ordinary family and have always loved crosstalk since I was young. When I was in primary school, the school organized a crosstalk competition and I successfully performed the song "The Sea", winning the applause and cheers of the audience. This made me even more determined to become a crosstalk actor, so I decided to learn crosstalk from my master. My master is a famous crosstalk actor named Guo Degang. Under the guidance of my master, I kept practicing and improving my crosstalk skills. After a long period of hard work, I finally became an excellent crosstalk actor. Today, I hope that through my own efforts, I can bring better crosstalk performances to the audience. Thank you for listening. I wish everyone a happy life.

I'm begging Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian for the lines of the crosstalk,"I want to be in love." Not with Guo Degang

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2024-09-10 15:18

Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian's crosstalk,"I Want to Fall in Love," had the following lines: 1 "I want to fall in love! I want to fall in love!" 2 "Falling in love? What do you want to talk about?" " I like this type of gentle, considerate, and good-looking person!" "Are you sure you're in love and not dreaming?" 5 " Of course, I'm in real love. I'm not dreaming!" "Then tell me who you're dating?" " I fell in love with that legendary 'love'!"

I'm looking for the lines of Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar"!

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2024-09-13 01:46

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."