I'm looking for the video and lines of the crosstalk segment "I spoil you" and "topsy-turvy"
The video and lines of the crosstalk segment "I'll spoil you" were as follows: " I'll spoil You " was a song composed by crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics told the story of a parent who " doted " on their child. The video was as follows: " Upside Down " was a song composed by crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng. The lyrics told the story of a person who was often lectured for not following the rules. The video was as follows: It should be noted that due to the copyright issues involved in the content of the crosstalk segment, obtaining the video and lines of the crosstalk segment required legal means.
I'm desperate for the lines of the crosstalk
There were many lines in crosstalk that could be used as reference for the more classic ones: 1. Selling: I sell oil, not onions. 2. The theory of the toilet: Going to the toilet and not taking a shit is equivalent to not going. 3. Ventriloquism: When performing, a ventriloquist can make various sounds with his mouth, such as blowing a whistle, coughing, drinking water, etc. Imitation: Imitation actors will imitate various people, animals, voices, etc. to achieve a funny effect. Skit: A form of crosstalk that uses humor and sarcasm as its main means. [6. Cross-talk: A crosstalk technique that uses repeated words, sentences, and tunes to create a funny effect.] Tongue twisters: Tongue twisters were a type of crosstalk dialogue that required the actors to speak extremely quickly. 8. Witty remarks: Witty remarks refer to some humorous, humorous, and sarcastic words. 9. Singing opera: opera actors will imitate various opera characters such as Beijing opera, Henan opera, Pingju opera, etc. Crosstalk Integration: A form of crosstalk that uses a variety of crosstalk techniques, such as "Crosstalk Convention" and "Happy Comedian". These are some classic crosstalk lines. Of course, there are many other funny lines that you can choose according to your preferences.
I'm desperate for the lines of the crosstalk
Crosstalk was usually a humorous language game that amused the audience by changing or confusing the original meaningful words. The following are some examples of crosstalk: "This isn't me, this isn't me. Why am I here?" (This isn't me, this isn't me, why am I here?) 2 "I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions"(I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions) 3 "I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie"(I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie) 4 "There are five keys in this box"(There are five keys in this box) 5 "I want milk tea, not pearls"(I want milk tea, not pearls) 6 "This teacher is really bad"(This teacher is really bad) 7 "I want fried chicken, not fries"(I want fried chicken, not fries) These examples show the variety and flexibility of the counter-words in crosstalk, which makes the audience feel humorous and fun when listening to crosstalk.
I'm looking for the lines of Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar"!
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."
I'm looking for Ma Zhiming's crosstalk lines for 'The Big Bodyguard'. Thank you so much!
Ma Zhiming's crosstalk "The Big Bodyguard" had the following lines: 1 Guo Degang: Don't be angry, this is not your name. Zhang Helun: I'll sing a song for everyone. 3 Guo Degang: Which song? 4. Zhang Helun: Oil Selling Old Man. 5 Guo Degang: Oh, I know the couplet. Zhang Helun: No, it's Perturbed. 7 Guo Degang: Ah, I know about The Big Bodyguard. 8 Zhang Helun: Yes, yes, yes. 9 Guo Degang: (Singing) The big bodyguard holds the peach with both hands and has something to say in the peach pit. Zhang Helun: (singing) The second bodyguard held a bowl with both hands and wanted to drink. 11 Guo Degang: (Singing) Three bodyguards stand in front of the door, ready to cut people. Zhang Helun: (singing) Bodyguard, take care of your feet. If you take a step, you will fall. 13 Guo Degang: (Singing) There is love in the hearts of the five bodyguards. Love is like the sun shining on the earth. Zhang Helun: (singing) Six bodyguards stand in front of the door, the dog's head hooks the knife, ready to bite. 15 Guo Degang: (Singing) Seven Bodyguards Holding Books in Both Hands Zhang Helun: (Singing) The hearts of the eight bodyguards are full of love, like the spring breeze, warming people's hearts. 17 Guo Degang: (Singing) Nine Bodyguards stand in front of the door, donkeys with their heads hooked and knives ready to shit. Zhang Helun: (Singing) The Ten Bodyguards have dreams in their hearts, and there is a path to success in their dreams.
I'm looking for a few classic crosstalk segments.
Alright, here are a few classic crosstalk segments: " Old Man Selling Oil ": Ma Sanli's performance narrates the life experience of an old man selling oil. There are many humorous segments and humorous conversations. 2." Pulling Cheongsam ": Performed by Guo Degang, it tells the story of a man peeking at a woman changing her clothes. Through exaggeration and imitation, it shows the ugliness and hypocrisy of human nature. 3."Storytelling": Zhang Shaohua's performance tells the story of an old man telling a legendary story. Through the narration of historical events and characters, it shows the greed, selfishness and hypocrisy of human nature. 4."Skit": Performed by Zhao Benshan, it narrates the interesting stories of a group of farmers in the rural life. Through exaggeration and humor, it shows the helplessness of life and the ugliness of human nature. 5."Crosstalk Conference": It was a large-scale crosstalk performance performed by Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, and others. It narrated the various crosstalk segments and skits they performed on stage. It was one of the most important programs in the history of modern Chinese crosstalk.
Ask Guo Degang for crosstalk, I'm a writer's lines
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!
Ask for a funny crosstalk segment
Alright, I can prepare a funny crosstalk segment for you. The following is an example: (Actors play two web novel authors) A: Hey, B, how's the article you've written recently? [B: Aiya, the recently written "Battle Through the Heavens" is very popular. I receive a lot of feedback and suggestions from readers every day.] A: Wow, that's great. I've been writing novels all this time, but I haven't had any breakthroughs. B: Don't worry, I was just worrying about not having a theme. Your article gave me inspiration. I plan to write a fantasy novel like Martial Universe. A: That's great. I was wondering if I could collaborate with you on one. [B: I can't. I've been busy filming a TV series and participating in a fantasy novel adaptation project recently. I can't write it for you.] A: Then what should I do? [B: Why don't we write a novel called Douluo Continent? That way, we can have both a TV series and a novel reader base.] A: Alright, then write it according to your wishes. I look forward to the arrival of the new book. B:(laughing)
I want to be an actor, crosstalk lines
Jin Fei: Crosstalk actor Jin Fei. Chen Xi: Crosstalk actor Chen Xi. [Jin Fei: Here you go.] Chen Xi: Jin Fei, Chen Xi: Happy New Year to you. Jin Fei: Thank you for your warm applause. Chen Xi: Thank you. Jin Fei: I am very happy to come to Ji Lin to perform for everyone. Chen Xi: I'm honored. [Jin Fei: Because the audience members in Ji Lin like crosstalk.] Chen Xi: Yes. Jin Fei: " Everyone knows the four subjects of crosstalk: talking, learning, teasing, and singing. Chen Xi: This is the basic skill. "But our senior, Mr. Ma Ji, once said something. Chen Xi: What did he say? Jin Fei: Speaking and learning singing, it's funny. Chen Xi added a performance. [Jin Fei: They want us young actors to improve our performance standards.] Chen Xi:
I'm looking for a crosstalk script. It's best if it's a male and female crosstalk.
Crosstalk Script: Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel Performer: Zhang Shaohua, Li Jian Character Introduction: Male protagonist: Wang Dachui Female protagonist: Sister Lin Script content: (Zhang Shaohua plays Wang Dachui and Li Jian plays Sister Lin) The first scene: Zhang: Wow, isn't this transmigration? Li: Yeah, I just transmigrated to an ancient society. Zhang: Ancient times? That's really interesting. Li: Yes, I also want to experience the life of the ancient times. Zhang: Then what do you want to do? Li: I want to go on an adventure to see if there were anything similar to modern society in ancient times. Zhang: Alright then, let's go on an adventure. The second scene: Zhang: Wow, we found a cave. Li: Yeah, it's dark inside. We have to find a way to get in. Zhang: I took out my flashlight and shone it at the entrance of the cave. Li: I followed him and we entered the cave together. Zhang: Wow, the cave is really big. Li: Yeah, we found a giant beast. Zhang: Ah, it's a giant beast! Li: We have to think of a way to deal with it. The third scene: Zhang: We took out our weapons and prepared to fight the giant beast. Li: Alright, let's start. Zhang: We failed and the behemoth ran away. Li: We are not willing to continue searching for the Behemoth. The fourth scene: Zhang: Finally, we found it trapped in a huge maze. Li: We have to find a way to save it. Zhang: We walked out step by step according to the instructions in the maze. Li: We finally rescued the beast and got its protection. Fifth scene: Zhang: Wow, we got the favor of a beautiful princess. Li: Yes, the princess asked us to build a castle for her. Zhang: Alright, let's start building. Li: We also became good friends in the process. Zhang: Finally, our castle was built. Li: Ah, we're living a happy life.
I'm looking for classic movie lines!
There are many classic movie lines: It's not about the money, It's about the passion --Smelling a Woman You just can't make me happy with just anything -Roman Holiday I'm not a smart man but I know what love is Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get You can't control other people's feelings but you can control your own -The Shawshank Redemption You have to try because you never know -Forrest Gump Life is too short to hold onto anger and hatred--Smelling Fragrance to Know Women You can't predict the future but you can try -Forrest Gump You just have to believe in yourself and have hope-Schindler's List If you want to make someone happy, you just have to be there for them. I hope these classic movie lines can bring you some inspiration and touch!