What jokes have you ever laughed at?
As a fan of online literature, I've seen many jokes and humorous sentences. Here are some jokes that I've hit the jackpot: I was born a fighting cock, not a fighting dog, so I don't need to go to the gym to build muscles. - Battle Through the Heavens If there is a next life, I want to be a tree and stand in a posture that will never be sad or happy. - The Forest of Norway I like to take a walk in the rain, listening to the rain, feeling like a poetic poet. - Border Town If love could be as easy to get as bread, there wouldn't be so many love disputes. - Jin Ping Mei If there is a next life, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun. - "Chun Jiao saves Zhi Ming" The saddest thing for a man is not failure but lack of courage to start over. - Seven Samurai Love is like chocolate in a box, you never know what you will get. - Forrest Gump These humorous and philosophical jokes have a certain value and enlightenment, which also makes me better understand and appreciate literary works.
What jokes have you ever had that made you laugh?
There are many jokes that make me laugh: " I used to think I was a genius until I met my mentor. He told me that I was just a genius." 2 " The only people who are not afraid of ghosts in the Dungeon are those who don't play the Dungeon." " I once had a dream of becoming a painter, but it was defeated by reality. Now, I just want to be a painter." " I used to think that love was about two people watching a movie together, but later I found out that love is about one person watching a movie alone while the other person can't wait for you in the cinema." I used to think I was strong until I lost my lover, only then did I realize how fragile I was." " I used to think that money could buy everything, only to find that money can only buy some money." " I used to think that time could heal everything, only to find that time can only make you stronger."
Have you ever had any interesting jokes to share?
As a fan of online novels, I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about novels, including various genre, plots, and characters. The following are some of the imaginative jokes I shared: There was a type of person whose soul was split in half and could only use half of it at a time. If you meet such a person, don't try to trade your body with him, or your soul may be divided into more halves! There was a protagonist who ate an energy bar every day and could fight indefinitely. However, every time he ate an energy bar, he would feel extremely weak and needed to go home to recharge before he could continue fighting. There was a villain who was bad but had a kind heart. Every time he planned to hurt the protagonist, he couldn't help but think for the protagonist and was killed by the protagonist. There was a protagonist who was abandoned by his parents when he was young and lived alone in an orphanage. But he was not alone because he had a mysterious friend who was always by his side. There was a villain who had a magical ability to turn any item into what he wanted. However, there was a limit to his ability. Every time he used his ability, he had to wait for a period of time before he could use it again. These jokes are just a part of my accumulation. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me.
Have you ever had any funny jokes on your phone?
As someone who loves reading novels, I don't have a phone or a joke, but I can tell you some online knowledge and hope to answer your questions. Online literature referred to modern online literature as a new form of literature, usually presented in the form of novels, comics, games, and so on. Online novels often emphasized the twists and turns of the plot, the description of characters and emotions, as well as fantasy, science fiction, martial arts, and other elements. If you want to know more about web novels, you can ask me other questions.
Do you have a collection of jokes that you've laughed at for half your life to share? To shake out the baggage
Hello, respected user! As a fan of online literature, I have a wealth of knowledge and humorous language style. The following are some of the jokes and burdens I have organized for you. I hope you will like them! 1 " I once heard a joke. A man went to a bar and ordered a glass of beer. He drank three glasses, then ordered another glass, and drank eight glasses. In the end, he stood up and said,'I'm so drunk that I don't want to drink anymore. Please continue ordering!'" "A man was waiting in line at the bank to withdraw money when he saw a man dancing at the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,'why don't you kick him out?' The bank clerk replied,'We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM!'" " I once heard a classic tongue twister,'There is a temple on a mountain, and there is an old monk telling a story to a young monk in the temple.'" 4 " I once heard a joke about love. It said that a man fell in love with a female monster, but in order to marry her, he went to the West to learn from the scriptures and finally married a superwoman." I once heard a classic ironic joke about a man who went to the bank to withdraw money and found that the money had been withdrawn. He asked the bank clerk,'Why can everyone else take my money but I can't?' The bank clerk replied,'Because you're an ordinary person, we're the bank!'" I hope these jokes and burdens can make you laugh and I hope my answers can provide you with some help!
What jokes have you collected?
As a fan of online novels, I can provide you with some interesting online novels, but please note that these jokes may not be suitable for everyone, and not all jokes are legal. If you have any legal questions or disputes, please let me know. I will try my best to provide you with the correct information. The following are some of the more classic web novels I think: " I once had a dream to become a mage and save the world. However, when I worked hard to cultivate, I realized that this world was too dangerous, so I finally gave up my dream and chose to be an otaku." " I used to think that I was a genius, until one day I met a teacher. He told me that true geniuses do not exist. Only those who work hard can survive in this world." " I used to think that I was a good person, until one day I met a bad person. He told me that the real bad people do not exist. Only those hypocritical people can survive in this world." " I used to think that love was a wonderful feeling, until one day I met a scumbag. She told me that true love is a painful feeling that only she can feel when she is hurt." " I used to think that I was a rich woman until one day I met a poor guy. He told me that true wealth is a kind of mentality. Only when you have a peaceful mentality can you earn more money." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!
What jokes have you collected?
As a fan of online literature, I have learned a lot of knowledge about online literature. Here are some of the jokes that I think are more accurate: Life is like a time travel. Some people only travel to ancient times, some people travel to the future, and I travel to another world. There is a kind of loneliness called the whole world is looking for me to chat but you can't find me. I've killed three people in this world. The first time was in kindergarten, the second time was in elementary school, and the third time was in high school. I used to think that I was a cold scholar until I met my deskmate. There is only one person in this world who will not die, and that is me. I was going to be one, but I found that the world was too dangerous, and I didn't want the readers to worry. I once had a dream to become a billionaire, but now I find that my dream has come true. In this world, there is a kind of person called God and a kind of person called Ghost, and I am an existence of both. I used to think I was a cool person until I met my roommate. In this world, everyone has their own story, and my story is three words: start from scratch. The above paragraph is for reference only, hoping to bring some laughter.
What jokes have you collected?
As a fan of online literature, I've collected a large number of online novels, and many of them hit the funny spot. Here are some of my favorites: " I read a novel yesterday. It said that a man cut off his kidney and transplanted it into another person's body to save his son. Today, the man finally succeeded, but the doctor told him that his son had lost his life." " I've been reading a novel recently. The protagonist is a mage. One day, he suddenly wanted to eat hotpot, so he started chanting a spell: 'The evil god of fire clouds has descended!' In the end, a huge hotpot appeared on the screen." "I bought a novel in the bookstore yesterday called" I'm Your Second-Hand Girlfriend in Time Travel ". There was a description in it that the protagonist traveled to an ancient society and went on a blind date. The other party asked him," How old are you?" The protagonist replied,'I'm 18 years old, but my current state is 18 years and 12 days.' The other party looked surprised." " I was reading a novel yesterday. There's a character called 'Bastard' because he likes to eat Bastard Soup. In the end, he drank Bastard Soup every day and turned into a Bastard." " I watched a movie at the cinema yesterday called " My Girlhood ". There was a scene in which the protagonist was singing " Qinghai-Tibet Plateau " to the teacher in the classroom, but the teacher suddenly farted loudly, and the protagonist continued to sing: " Learn about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!" The whole class fell silent." These are some of my favorite jokes that I hope can make you happy. Of course, the jokes I collected may not be suitable for all readers. If you encounter a joke that is not suitable, please feel free to ignore it.
What jokes do you have?
I'm a fan of online literature and have no sense of humor. But I can give you some interesting information about online novels to help you read and understand them better. Online novels were a popular genre of literature, which usually included fantasy, science fiction, martial arts, and so on. They were usually spread on the internet, so they were called "online literature". The core of web novels was that the storyline usually involved elements such as characters, emotions, and adventures. Some web novels even involved magic, technology, and other elements to create a unique worldview. The online literature industry was developing very quickly. There were many classic works worth recommending. For example," Battle Through the Heavens,"" Martial Yin Yang,"" Expert," and so on were all very popular online literature works. I hope this information will be helpful to you. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.
What jokes have you collected?
As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of funny jokes in my collection. Here are some of them: Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Answer: Because they like to read exciting and challenging novels, and the walls and floors of the toilet can help them concentrate better. If there are five birds flying in the air and one bird says,'I see the ground! 'What would the other birds say? Answer: The other birds will say, Wow, that bird flies so high! Why do programmers like dogs? Answer: Because they like to code and dogs can provide them with inspiration and help. What if there are three people sitting on a bed? Answer: You can ask one of them: What do you want to do first? Then, he waited for their answer. Why do some people like to play role-playing games on the computer? Answer: Because they like to play the role of their imagination and realize their ideas in the game. I hope these jokes can make you laugh!
What jokes do you have that you have to share?
As a fan of web novels, I don't have the need to collect jokes. But I can share some jokes that I hope will make you feel happy and relaxed. Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't dogs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why can't rabbits go online? Because they were always scared by the rabbits on the internet. Why can't fish go online? Because they were always frightened by the fish on the net.