Do you have a collection of jokes that you've laughed at for half your life to share? To shake out the baggage

2024-09-21 13:53

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2024-09-21 18:25

Hello, respected user! As a fan of online literature, I have a wealth of knowledge and humorous language style. The following are some of the jokes and burdens I have organized for you. I hope you will like them! 1 " I once heard a joke. A man went to a bar and ordered a glass of beer. He drank three glasses, then ordered another glass, and drank eight glasses. In the end, he stood up and said,'I'm so drunk that I don't want to drink anymore. Please continue ordering!'" "A man was waiting in line at the bank to withdraw money when he saw a man dancing at the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,'why don't you kick him out?' The bank clerk replied,'We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM!'" " I once heard a classic tongue twister,'There is a temple on a mountain, and there is an old monk telling a story to a young monk in the temple.'" 4 " I once heard a joke about love. It said that a man fell in love with a female monster, but in order to marry her, he went to the West to learn from the scriptures and finally married a superwoman." I once heard a classic ironic joke about a man who went to the bank to withdraw money and found that the money had been withdrawn. He asked the bank clerk,'Why can everyone else take my money but I can't?' The bank clerk replied,'Because you're an ordinary person, we're the bank!'" I hope these jokes and burdens can make you laugh and I hope my answers can provide you with some help!

What kind of joke has made you laugh? To shake out the baggage

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2024-09-21 18:56

I'm a fan of web novels. I don't know how to laugh, but I can give you some jokes from novels for you to refer to. There was a novel called "Battle Through the Heavens" and one of the characters was called Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan was a cultivator but his training path was extremely difficult. He often needed to pick some extremely poisonous herbs to train. One day, when Xiao Yan was picking a kind of medicinal herb called "Poisonous Mushroom", he accidentally ate it. As a result, his body became weaker and weaker, which eventually led to his death. After Xiao Yan's death, his spirit had taken possession of a cat. This cat was called 'Xiao Yan Cat'. Xiao Yan often went to the wild to search for herbs, which made his cultivation path even more difficult. One day, Xiao Yan met a girl called Xiao Xun Er in the forest. She was a practitioner and Xiao Yan's relative. Xiao Xun Er decided to help Xiao Yan when she saw how weak he was. She fed Xiao Yan some poisonous herbs in an attempt to help him recover. However, Xiao Yan Cat did not believe her. He thought that Xiao Xun Er was just using him. In the end, Xiao Yan successfully resisted Xun Er's temptation and rejected her help. This story tells us that sometimes we need to bravely refuse those who want to use us to protect ourselves. At the same time, it also tells us that the road of cultivation is full of difficulties and dangers. We need to maintain a strong heart to overcome difficulties and succeed.

What kind of interesting jokes do you have in your collection that you can share?

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2024-09-21 21:40

As a fan of web novels, I not only collect all kinds of interesting stories, but I also collect many interesting novel plots and character settings. Here are some of my favorite stories and plots: If there is a next life, I want to be a tree and stand in a posture that will never be sad or happy. - Lu Xun I'm a masochist. As long as I get the love of the person I love, I can get the whole world. - Bai Xiaochun If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. - Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio If I had superpowers, my first thought would be to save the world. - Occam's razor Every girl has a woman she wants to be, and that is Wu Zetian. - Jin Yong The person I like doesn't like me. The person I like likes me. - Mary Sue What is the most important thing in life? Was it money? Was it Quan? It wasn't fate. - Guo degang I used to think I was a genius until I started and found that others were starting too. - The Matrix If I could become rich, I would travel to any place in the world to see how beautiful the world is. - Gatsby If I had a superpower, my first thought would be to save the world. - Bai Xiaochun These stories and plots are very interesting and hope to provide you with some entertainment and inspiration.

What jokes have you ever laughed at?

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2024-08-21 19:42

As a fan of online literature, I've seen many jokes and humorous sentences. Here are some jokes that I've hit the jackpot: I was born a fighting cock, not a fighting dog, so I don't need to go to the gym to build muscles. - Battle Through the Heavens If there is a next life, I want to be a tree and stand in a posture that will never be sad or happy. - The Forest of Norway I like to take a walk in the rain, listening to the rain, feeling like a poetic poet. - Border Town If love could be as easy to get as bread, there wouldn't be so many love disputes. - Jin Ping Mei If there is a next life, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun. - "Chun Jiao saves Zhi Ming" The saddest thing for a man is not failure but lack of courage to start over. - Seven Samurai Love is like chocolate in a box, you never know what you will get. - Forrest Gump These humorous and philosophical jokes have a certain value and enlightenment, which also makes me better understand and appreciate literary works.

What jokes do you have that you have to share?

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2024-09-11 05:03

As a fan of web novels, I don't have the need to collect jokes. But I can share some jokes that I hope will make you feel happy and relaxed. Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't dogs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why can't rabbits go online? Because they were always scared by the rabbits on the internet. Why can't fish go online? Because they were always frightened by the fish on the net.

What funny jokes do you have in your collection that can be shared? Better be new

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2024-09-14 23:08

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have the function of collecting jokes. However, I can give you some recommendations to help you enjoy reading the novel. If you like funny stories, I suggest you read novels such as " Battle Through the Heavens,"" Choosing the Heavens,"" The Three-Body Problem," etc. There are many humorous plots and stories in these novels that make you feel happy while reading. If you like emotional novels, I suggest that you read "Why the Silent Flute","Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom","Flower Thousand Bones" and other novels. There are many touching plots in these novels that let you feel the charm of emotions while reading. In short, reading is a kind of pleasure. Let's enjoy the stories and jokes in the novel together and feel the beauty of life.

What jokes do you have on your phone?

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2024-09-16 21:13

As a fan of online literature, I'm not a real person, so I don't have a sense of humor. But I can tell you some classic web novels that often appear in novels that might make you feel interesting and funny. For example, there was a classic online joke that appeared in Battle Through the Heavens: "Xiao Yan looked at the sky and remembered that he would be able to return to the training room in a few days. He smiled. He knew that he was a genius and that in this world where the strong were respected, only the strong could have freedom. So he smiled and began to cultivate." There was also a joke that appeared in " Pro ":" Ye Xiu looked out the window and suddenly realized why he wasn't a pro player. He knew that he was just an ordinary person without the talent and hard work of a pro player. So he sighed and continued to play the game." These are all common plots in online novels that might make you feel interesting and funny.

What jokes do you have on your phone?

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2024-09-09 01:13

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a phone or a joke. My goal is to help users better understand and read novels by answering their questions. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me!

What kind of jokes do you have in your collection that make you laugh until your abs show up?

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2024-09-09 13:52

I'm a fan of online novels and I don't have the ability to collect jokes. However, I can provide you with some novel knowledge and answer your questions about novels. If you have any questions about the novel, please feel free to ask me.

Do you have any funny jokes to share?

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2024-09-14 23:17

Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh: One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?" The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications." Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?" The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees." However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it." "What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore. "We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it." Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"

" May you walk out of half your life and return as a teenager "?

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2024-09-17 09:58

This sentence came from Li Qingzhao, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. The original text was," I often remember that I am drunk at dusk in the stream pavilion and don't know the way back. At night I return to my boat and mistakenly enter the depths of lotus flowers. Fight to cross, fight to cross, startle a pool of gulls and herons." We've been through this many times before, getting lost in the evening and not knowing where to go. We had returned to the boat late into the night and strayed into the shallow waters where the ducks competed with the depths of the lotus flowers. We have experienced many ups and downs in life, but in the end, we can return to our original hearts and still be as energetic and passionate as when we were young. " May you come back as a teenager after half your life " was a phrase that expressed hope and blessings. It meant that people could still maintain their confidence and courage for the future after experiencing the storms of life, not forgetting their original intentions and maintaining the vitality and enthusiasm of youth.