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You said," I feel like I'm becoming Yu Hua's novel." This was a very special feeling. Yu Hua's novels often depicted the suffering and struggle of ordinary people under the manipulation of fate. For example, Fu Gui in " To Live " had experienced many hardships such as the decline of his family, war, and the death of his loved ones, but he was still strong and alive. Xu Sanguan in " The Story of Xu Sanguan Selling Blood " had sold his blood many times in order to live. If you feel that you are in a state of suffering and predicament similar to Yu Hua's novels, then perhaps you can draw strength from the characters in Yu Hua's novels. Yu Hua's characters have tenacious vitality even in the most difficult situation. They accept the arrangement of fate and try their best to survive in the predicament. You can try to be like them, understand your situation, accept everything that life has given you, let go of some unnecessary burdens, and work hard to change the parts that you can change, saying goodbye to the possible internal friction in your mind. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend a few Xianxia novels. "Gorgeous Soul Concubine: Exalted Goddess, please enjoy!" It was a Xianxia novel written by Tian Zuoren. The female protagonist was useless but not stupid, and the male protagonist was crazy but not stupid. It was one-on-one, without a harem. The writing was straightforward and the plot was the main focus. It was very comfortable to read when you were relaxed. " The Female Supporting Character's Immortal Path is Vast ", written by Suwayi. The female protagonist counterattacked the female supporting character. The setting of no spiritual root was very novel. Although it stopped updating, the writing was good, and the female protagonist's intelligence was online. " Floating Jade Fairy " was written by the Queen. It was a systematic immortal novel without a male protagonist. The female protagonist was self-reliant. The writing style was not bad, but it was a little melodramatic and had been cheated. " Female Supporting Fairy Journey " was written by a swallow on a rainy day. The female protagonist was intelligent and close to a demon. Although the plot was a little jumpy, the writing was exquisite. There was also " Mortal Female Immortal Cultivation Record ", a work by the cat that forgets worries. It was a novel with a storyline that the main female lead did not have a CP. The beginning was written quite well. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The masked singer did not sing the song " Self-admiring Loneliness ". The so-called self-admiring Loneliness video was later synthesized into the show. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

There were quite a number of boys who had the same face as internet celebrities. For example, Chen Heyi was called Wang Jiaer, who had a similar face to Liu Haoran. Some boys became internet celebrities because they had a similar face to Liu Haoran, like a boy who was pointed out to have a similar face to Yang Yang. There was a foreign Eric who was called Liu Haoran because he looked like Liu Haoran in certain angles. Thailand's PONDXDAMNBOIZ had a unique image style. Malaysia's KENT and Liu Haoran had some similarities in photos. Changsha's Zhang Haoran had the same side profile as Liu Haoran. Lang Dongzhe was very similar to Liu Haoran and was even mistaken for him when he participated in a variety show. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend All-powerful, a fantasy novel written by a tall building. This was a hot-blooded story from a different world. There was magic and battle energy, and the counterattack of a small character was extremely exciting. The keywords were hot-blooded and friendship. It was a standard refreshing article. Although some people said that they could only watch half of it and that the ending was a little bad, the overall situation was very exciting and did not ruin the main plot. The main character Qian Jin turned from an ordinary person to a super genius, and the supporting characters in the story were also very unique. There were also some funny supporting characters to liven up the atmosphere. This book could be considered one of the pinnacle works of Skyscraper, and its style was very similar to "Heaven's Favorite of Nirvana." Those who liked hot-blooded counterattacks shouldn't miss it. 'If I Could Love You Less' was not bad either. It was a modern romance written in The Chronicles of Hanwu. The female protagonist, Wen Yinuo, had three principles when it came to beautiful men. She was familiar with the ways of the world, but she was inexperienced in relationships. The story was a fusion of metaphysics and science, the characters were meticulously portrayed, and the plot was old-fashioned at the beginning but had an unexpected ending. Han University's works had a good reputation. This book was the sequela of the blocked "Hello, My Favorite Person" and was worth reading. There was also When the Dragon Slayer Became an Evil Dragon, a light novel written by Wildfire Ryo. This was a story about a dragon slayer turning into an evil dragon (evil dragon was a nickname for evil). The chapters about human skin and humans were very good. The later parts of the story were mind-blowing, but the updates were unstable. "The Disaster of the Quick Passage" was Han Yao's sci-fi novel. The main character, Liang Xi's journey through the world was very scary. The author's writing was good. Although there was not much live broadcast, the plot description was outstanding. The three stories were all good, and the author was guaranteed to cheat. The Book Desolation Savior was a fantasy novel written by Unlucky. The story was about a young man named Wu Ni, who accidentally got a book cheat to save the book famine. The setting was interesting, and the counter-plot was also a plot. The brain circuit was strange and there were many funny points. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The 2D Measuring Instrument 2010 was as follows: 1. Equipment preparation: Turn on the computer, the two-dimensional measuring instrument, and other related equipment one by one, and click on the icon of the secondary measuring platform. Make sure that the appearance of the measuring instrument is not damaged, the components are intact, and the equipment is in normal working condition. At the same time, it was necessary to ensure that the measurement environment met the requirements of the measuring instrument, such as temperature, humidity, etc. 2. Placing the corrected version: Place the corrected version on the test bench with the character 2014 facing up. The corrected version should be placed horizontally on the test bench without any foreign objects blocking or tilting. 3. Lighting and camera adjustments: Find the circle on the correction board, turn off the LED light, adjust the lens resolution, and adjust the correction light (lower light); After clicking the image correction-three circles under the correction processing menu, move the three circles on the screen to the edge or inside of the reference circle. When you shake a dot, the left mouse button will show a blue circle (the reference circle should not leave the screen), and then click the right mouse button on the screen. The correction success and the zooming factor will appear. Then click OK, and then measure the reference circle. 4. Calibrating verification: After the completion of the measurement, the round hole on the standard part shall be measured. During the measurement, click the automatic capture of edge points and circle command, and then capture more than three points on the edge of the reference circle, click the right mouse button to draw a circle, and the size will be automatically generated. If the measured size are consistent with the standard size (tolerance: 0.005mm), the equipment is in good condition. On the contrary, if the tolerance is exceeded, the equipment may be abnormal. You should contact the auxiliary imaging instrument supplier in time. 5. Record data: After each verification, the examiner will record the amplification factor, verification time, verification and verification error value, so that the examiner can consider the error value during the actual inspection. In addition, the correct input of the ball diameter parameters of the two-dimensional image measuring instrument also had an impact on the measurement accuracy. During the operation, it was also necessary to ensure that the input was correct, and pay attention to whether the compensation file was correct. If it was incorrect or lost, the measurement accuracy of the two-dimensional image measuring instrument would be inaccurate and unreliable. It needed to be re-verified and installed to obtain the correct measurement value. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

He recommended a few web novels. " Dingpan Star " was a fantasy high-martial arts world novel written by Sword Dance Xiu. Mo Jiu's main character's gender depended on his mood, and there were also a few suspected male leads. Her master was a transmigrator, the number one expert in the world, and the self-proclaimed number one beauty in the world. The story was interesting. The master wanted to leave and leave a knife for the protagonist to keep the balance of the world, but the protagonist felt that the world did not need to be guarded. The main character of this book was very mischievous, and the author wrote it to realize her dream of crossdressing. " Guarding the Lonely City Alone, Invincible in the World " was a fantasy novel about picking loquats. It was a story about the collapse of the Great Tang after the An Lushan Rebellion, and how a city in the Western Regions held on for sixty years. The protagonist, Gu Chang 'an, had a hard time. He killed enemies at the age of ten and defended the city alone at the age of twenty. Although the book was delayed by the name and the price was early, the characters were well portrayed and the patriotic feelings were strong. There were small flaws, but it had already been ordered by tens of thousands and was very touching. " City Doctor God " was an urban supernatural novel about a useless quack doctor. It told the story of an urban supernatural doctor. His medical skills were invincible, and the battle scenes were hot-blooded. " Water Margins Begins with Vassals " was a historical novel written by Star Sinking in the Sky. The protagonist crossed the Water Margins and became a vassal. Let's see how he escaped the fate of being killed and became famous in Jianghu. " The Void Lord's Life Cheater " was a science fiction novel with tears in its laughter. The male lead, Qin Yu, activated the cheating system after failing to release creatures in different worlds many times. The male lead was funny, and the female lead was stupid and cute. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Su Xing tried to find a new direction of development through live streaming. During the live broadcast, he showed a high degree of professionalism. He did not have the baggage of a celebrity in the live broadcast room. He introduced the products endlessly and occasionally teased them. He did not have stage fright. He had also worked with Master Yu to bring goods for Pan Da, and with their efforts, the fans got the lowest discount. Su Xing even signed Pan Da's cartoon doll to give back to the fans. With his hard work and talent, he had won a certain amount of attention and recognition in the competitive field of live streaming. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

'Great Demon God Xuan Ming' was a fantasy novel written by an immortal and a demon. The main character, a Chaos Demon God, had a spiritual avatar that crossed the heavens and refined Xiao Yan into an avatar after breaking through the heavens. She was neither a saint nor a retard. There was no female lead. " Running Across the World in a Different World " was created by This Penniless Priest when he was bored. It was a story about a man who was able to run across an unknown continent in the universe with divine power. There were keywords such as heavenly wind and divine thief. " Ninja Realm: Fire Spreading From Muye " was a Naruto Doujin light novel written by Ashes, who thirsted for fire. It had black soul elements. The main character, Ninja Realm, controlled fire and brought changes to Ninja Realm. " Rise of the Xianxia World " was a heavenly novel written by a berserk balloon. The male protagonist brought the demon system to travel between the two worlds. Although it was controversial, it was quite interesting. " Re-cultivation: Exterminating Immortals and Killing Gods " was a Xianxia novel that was written in a frenzy. It was a classic of the re-cultivation style. The scene was grand, but it had some flaws now. However, it was extremely popular back then, and the book shortage was worth reading. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>