What are some of the funniest contractor stories you've heard?

I recommend the author of Ice Jade Fairy, Mu Liusu. This was a Xianxia novel. The female protagonist originally had no spiritual roots and could not cultivate. After obtaining a jade hairpin, she had an ice spiritual root. Her blood turned purple and the success rate of alchemy was 100%. She was decisive and ruthless. She was not bloodthirsty, but she was also not soft-hearted. This was an ancient story about a female cultivator. Without a male protagonist, the female protagonist killed everyone in a world with a lot of bad people and finally defeated the big boss who plotted against her. Although some people thought that the female lead had a big cheat code, it was really good to read. 'Little Sister Su's Biography' was not bad either. The author loved his daughter like her eyes. This was an ancient romance novel. It told a different story about Little Sister Su. The female lead was a love-struck fool who would flirt with immortals and seduce beauties. She did not follow the path of a talented scholar and a beautiful woman. She had a talented father and brother who wrote her own legend against such a background. There was also "From Double Non-Question Solver to Chief Scientist." The author was a noob. This was a science fiction novel. The male protagonist, Lin Ye, activated the Academic Genius System after being slandered for secretly taking photos at the beginning. He went from being a non-student to a top university, developing in mathematics, artificial intelligence, and many other fields. He even responded to foreign media domineeringly. There was a lot of information about the characters inside, and it was worth a look. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

In "The Poison Rebirth Stratagem," the female protagonist finally entered the palace and was with the male protagonist. There was a factor of peace talks with the enemy (the other party wanted the male protagonist's life, but it was actually the male protagonist's plan), so the female protagonist followed the male protagonist. The original novel of the TV series "The Unique Empress of Generals" was called "The Rebirth of the Poisonous Empress of Generals." The original plot was equally exciting. You can click on the link below to read the original novel.

Feng Timo was an internet celebrity singer. She had appeared in a short-haired and bespectacled style. Her image was handsome and full of cuteness. Yu Kewei was also a singer. She had short hair and gold-rimmed glasses. She was fashionable, retro, and handsome, revealing a youthful vibe. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Painkillers would have a certain effect on the human body. From the perspective of the digestive system, abdominal pain, bloating, nausea, vomiting, and other symptoms may occur after taking it. Long-term use of drugs such as Aspirin and Indometacin may stimulate the gastric mucus and induce gastric ulcers. It may also cause gastric acid aversion, loss of appetite, indigestion, etc., and may even lead to diseases such as gastroenteritis and gastric ulcers. From the perspective of the hemopoetic system, long-term use may suppress the hemopoetic function of the body's bone marrow cells, causing the number of red blood cells, white blood cells, and blood plaque to decrease. In terms of the nervous system, some patients would have dizziness, headache, vomiting, drowsiness, and other symptoms after taking it. In addition, some painkillers may also cause kidney damage, such as chronic interstitial glomerulonepathy, papilla necrosis, kidney incompetence, etc., and may also cause liver damage, liver size, elevation of transminase, bleeding tendency, white blood cell reduction, allergic reactions (such as rashes, drug fever, severe asthma), and central nervous system changes (such as headache, dizziness, etc.). However, the safety of painkillers depended on the type, dosage, time of administration, personal constitution, and other factors. Over-the-counter painkillers were usually not harmful to the body when taken according to the instructions, while prescription painkillers had to be taken under the guidance of a doctor. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Jin Fei was a crosstalk actor with the surname Jin. His original name was Pei Jinfei. He was born on January 6th, 1989 in Hebei Province's Tangshan City. He studied under Li Shaojie and Wang Qianxiang. He was a member of the hip-hop bag shop and graduated from the Northern Folk Arts School. He was a China crosstalk actor. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Jin Chen had been in a relationship with many people. During her university days, she had a relationship with Liu Feilin, a rich second-generation heir; she fell in love with Li Nuoyi when she was filming Dancing Miracle; she fell in love with Han Dongjun when she was working with Heartless Master; she had a relationship with Deng Lun on Weibo; and she had a relationship with Dong Youlin on the street. However, she had no romantic relationship with Sun Zheyi, so Zhang Hao's revelation was false.

If the female protagonist was a doctor but had brain cancer, the following were some possible plot developments and related elements. From the perspective of symptoms, she may have symptoms such as dizziness, numbness in her mouth, and weakness in chewing.(refer to the relevant brain cancer symptoms), there may also be signs of supply imbalance such as unstable standing and walking, unclear language communication, or symptoms such as dilated pupils, fixed eyeballs, squint, pterosis, facial paralysis, drinking water choking cough, swallowing difficulties, hoarseness, abnormal facial sensation, etc. caused by damage to the skull nerve. There may also be signs of the pyramid tract such as decreased muscle strength, limb paralysis, and symptoms of cerebral hemorrhage such as headache, vomiting. Papilledema, etc.(according to the content related to brain cancer symptoms). When faced with her own illness, as a doctor, she might rely on her own professional knowledge to quickly judge the condition, but she might also suspect that it was other diseases first due to professional inertia, resulting in a temporary misdiagnosis (refer to the content on brain cancer being easily misdiagnosed). Her treatment process may involve surgery, combined with radiation and chemotherapy (according to the information on brain cancer treatment methods). In terms of emotions and plot development, she might have a new understanding of life because of her illness. She might be more empathetic to the patient at work, or she might have to put down her work because of her illness. Her family, friends, and colleagues might have different reactions after learning that she was sick, such as the heartache and worry of her family, the regret and admiration of her colleagues, and so on. At the same time, she might re-examine her interpersonal relationships and life values during her illness. If it was a romance novel, there might even be a plot where the male protagonist would never leave her and accompany her to fight against her illness. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend a few books on farming. " Farmer's Tune " was written by Fat Tomato. The young woman from the 1980s, Mu Xiaofei, had transmigrated to an ancient farmer's house, and her three obedience and four virtues had changed greatly. " Fertile Field Happy Event " was written by Four Leaf Lotus. The female lead transmigrated to the best home. The early stages were not bad, but the later stages were shocking. " Village Fierce Daughter-in-law " was a creation of a goddess. The female protagonist had suffered in her previous life, but she would no longer be fooled in this life. " Spatial Farmer Girl: Dressed as the Mother of Three Loaded Children ". She would lose weight tomorrow and write it. Gu Li transmigrated to become the second daughter-in-law of the village, raising an old lady and three burdened children. I strongly recommend 'The Road of the Grandmother of the Farmer's Gate' written by Sanyang Tailai. The male and female leads transmigrated into a couple. The female lead transmigrated into a character that was publicized as a wicked mother-in-law. She had two daughters-in-law with different personalities, and her husband was the one who transmigrated to harm her. The plot was relaxed, the characters were lively, and the plot was simple. There were no schemes or conspiracies. It was very down-to-earth and suitable for watching after a meal. I strongly recommend it. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

On April 1, 1973, the first TV version of Doraemon (Doraemon) was first broadcasted in Japan with a total of 26 episodes. In 1979, the Doraemon series was broadcasted again on Asahi TV in Japan, and it caused a craze. It was introduced to China in 1991. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Qiao Yan had been infertile because of her premature birth. Watching " Qiao Yan's Worries " wasn't enough. Everyone, please click to read the novel!