Here's another one. An Irish couple was driving down the road when they saw a sign that said 'Caution: Bridge Out'. The husband said, 'There's no bridge out. They're just trying to slow us down.' So he sped up. As they reached the bridge, sure enough, it was out. His wife said, 'I don't understand. The sign clearly said the bridge was out.' And the husband replied, 'Well, if I could read, do you think I'd be driving this old wreck?'
Sure. There's a story about an Irishman who went fishing. He cast his line and waited. After a while, a fish swam up and said, 'How's the water up there?' The Irishman was so startled he nearly fell out of his boat. He just stared at the fish and then said, 'Blimey, talking fish!' and the fish replied, 'Well, you're the one fishing in my living room!'
One day, an Irishman entered a pub. He ordered a pint and started chatting with the bartender. He said, 'I have a great talent. I can make any animal sound.' The bartender was skeptical. So the Irishman started making all sorts of animal sounds, from cows mooing to birds chirping. Then a little mouse ran across the floor. The bartender said, 'Let's see you make that mouse sound.' The Irishman thought for a moment and then said, 'Alright. Pint please!' and drank his pint. When the bartender asked why he didn't make the sound, he said, 'Well, I'm not sure how to make a mouse ordering a pint sound!'
Chapter 373, ", Alpha-class Psychic", is the clearest early answer because it turns Alliance Government's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter turns that into something concrete by moving from Gu Hang had never underestimated the state religion; even though they... to As long as the number of registered believers didn't decrease, that....
Chapter 378, ", Star Language Phone Call", is the clearest early answer because it turns Gu Hang's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter gives readers a real answer by opening on The original Star Speaker from Rage Owl Star couldn't do it. and ending on The next time he called Wuji Star, it should only take an hour to....
Chapter 342, ", 4 years", is the clearest early answer because it turns Korolya's situation into a concrete plot event. It opens with Four years had flown by, and this marked the fifth year that Lucy Lee... and closes on Fifty million Star Realm Armed Forces, or a billion native troops –....
Chapter 430, ", No Hope Left, Await Death", is the clearest early answer because the violence around Wu Jiarong becomes final instead of hypothetical. A useful checkpoint is the way the scene starts with And this time, the outcome was vastly different. and follows through with ———— 4.2k Who is the champion of staying up late?.
Chapter 332, ", Titan is completely done", is the clearest early answer because it turns Alliance's situation into a concrete plot event. The setup is Eleven Knight Titans, more than nine hundred Sentry Mechas, five..., but the pressure keeps building through The kingdom's army had gathered, the troops executing this all-out....
Chapter 290, ", Western Desert Campaign Settlement", is the clearest early answer because it turns Gu Hang's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter gives readers a real answer by opening on He hadn't committed the gravest of offenses, such as treason,... and ending on This form of combat persisted for over ten days.. In story terms, the chapter closes with Firstly, the actions of intelligence personnel were limited; they couldn't organize large-scale evacuation efforts;
Chapter 427, "Investing in People", is the clearest early answer because it turns Alliance's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter gives readers a real answer by opening on Unfortunately, the Alliance is still not wealthy enough. and ending on Especially after entering the war period, the Alliance launched a.... In story terms, the chapter closes with But it can never be completely clean., which gives power growth a stronger narrative position and pushes the power growth onward.
Chapter 635, "a major turning point", is the clearest early answer because it turns Gu Hang's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter gives readers a real answer by opening on Gu Hang woke up feeling clear-headed and refreshed. and ending on The toy on you'—what does it refer to?. In story terms, the chapter closes with In fact, the gains from conventional warfare weren't much.
Chapter 332, ", Titan is completely done", is the clearest early answer because it turns Luman Kingdom's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter gives readers a real answer by opening on Eleven Knight Titans, more than nine hundred Sentry Mechas, five... and ending on He was no stranger to hardship, nor was he a pampered prince..
Chapter 473, ", The Chieftain's End", is the clearest early answer because it turns Fury Flame Battle's situation into a concrete plot event. The chapter turns that into something concrete by moving from In a state of emergency, Titus had no choice but to act. to The Green Skins' former flagship had already been destroyed by the.... What makes it stick is that the chapter closes with Fortunately, the Alliance didn't seem to have any intentions in this regard.