1stSlug

Huh, I must be getting old and not keeping up with modern slang. Used to be 'jk' for posts not to be taken seriously. Honestly thought it was a typo or you were having a stroke.

Hey, if you wanna bang aliens that's your business. Me not wanting too or in fact find the very idea of it a little nauseating is mine.

Or avoid p!ssing him off.

You'll either want assassin or spy. Probably spy though so you gain skills in counter-espionage.

Maul/large hammer, power sword, staffs, what looks to be a staff weapon from SG1, double bladed axe, chakram and possibly a few more.

'Impressed' should be read as: "Oh sh!t son! That's one scary mf!"

You filthy degenerate.

Yes. I'm sure it is impressive if your a degenerate harem seeker MC.

Would be amusing... He would become sorta immortal, so everyone wins!