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Yakuza in Diapers: A Criminal's Rebirth

Hiroshi Tanaka, once Tokyo's most feared yakuza boss, wakes up one day in the body of a child. But there's no time for playdates and pacifiers. His new adoptive father is a relentless police officer determined to bring down Hiroshi's former criminal associates. As Hiroshi juggles crayons and curfews, he embarks on a mission to save his old friends while keeping his true identity hidden from his unwitting father. Can he outsmart both his former underworld allies and his new guardian? It's a high-stakes game of hide and seek in the streets of Tokyo, and Hiroshi's tiny frame conceals a determined heart with a big mission.

MeagerWriter · 都市
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10 Chs

Omake: "Kaido and The Baby Boss"

Hiroshi: Gurgles and mumbles in baby talk

Kaito: Raises his sake cup "Ah, Boss, you always did have a way with words. Cheers!"

Hiroshi: Flails arms dramatically

Kaito: Nods solemnly "You're right, Boss. The yakuza life is tough. We've got rivals on one side and diaper changes on the other."

Hiroshi: Picks up a toy car and 'drives' it across the table

Kaito: Laughs "That's right, Boss. We used to drive the fanciest cars, and now you've got a plastic one."

Hiroshi: Bangs a toy hammer on the table, imitating a gavel

Kaito: Chuckles "Order in the court! Boss, you always had a way of keeping things in line."

Hiroshi: Pretends to puff on a toy cigar

Kaito: Pretends to light it "Ah, the good old days when we smoked cigars as big as our dreams."

Hiroshi: Knocks over a tower of building blocks

Kaito: Grins "Just like the way we knocked down our enemies, Boss."

Hiroshi: Giggles and reaches for his sippy cup

Kaito: Raises his sake cup again "To you, Boss, the littlest big boss I know."

Hiroshi: Raises his sippy cup, toasts clumsily, and takes a sip

Kaito: Laughs heartily "That's the spirit, Boss. You'll always be the boss in my book."

It's a humorous exchange that showcases their camaraderie and the absurdity of their current situation as Hiroshi adapts to his new life as a toddler.

a little comedic skit that is apart from the main story something I intend on inserting once in a while.

tell me what you think :)

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