You definitely can't pick it up.
Let's not talk about the washing machine; it's still a mess.
My pair of white silk stockings had been stolen by that bastard Qi Lin, and he hadn't even taken a shower yet.
Liu Hongyi is such a shrewd person, it would be strange if he didn't notice it.
Thinking of this, Tang Yubao's heart beat faster, but she said in as calm a voice as possible: "Husband, I'm still taking a shower. You know how troublesome it is for women to shower. You can go upstairs by yourself later."
Liu Hongyi didn't suspect anything.
He heard that Tang Yubao was taking a shower.
He happened to be drinking, feeling restless, and laughed, saying: "If you don't want to answer, then don't.
Wife, wait for me.
I'll be back soon to shower.
Didn't mom say she wanted to hold her grandson soon? I think it's time."
Tang Yubao: "··········"
In the bathroom.
Tang Yubao, who was still showering, suddenly realized a big problem.
It seems that she and Qi Lin hadn't taken any emergency measures earlier.
She had been distracted by Liu Hongyi's call.
Everything had been absorbed by her.
"It's over! What if I'm pregnant?"
Tang Yubao almost cried.
But she still had to face what needed to be faced.
She quickly finished her shower and changed into her nightgown.
Tang Yubao cleaned up the entire house once again, mopping where necessary and ensuring no fingerprints were left behind.
Even the bowl of braised pork that Qi Lin had brought was quickly put into a garbage bag and thrown out.
Twenty minutes later.
Liu Hongyi finally arrived home.
"Honey, I'm exhausted from all the drinking and socializing. Let me hug you."
Liu Hongyi came up and tried to hug Tang Yubao.
Between people, comparisons are inevitable.
Although Qi Lin is just a G-level protagonist, he lives a clean, regular life.
There's always a fresh scent of soap on him.
But what about Liu Hongyi now?
Not only did he reek of alcohol, but his mouth also smelled of cigarette smoke, which made Tang Yubao feel a little nauseous.
"I just showered, and you smell like tobacco and alcohol. Do you want me to shower again?"
Tang Yubao dodged playfully, with a coquettish tone.
Because of this, Liu Hongyi couldn't get angry. He smiled bitterly: "Then I'll take a bath first. Wife, go back to the room and wait for me."
With that, he went straight to the bathroom.
Watching Liu Hongyi's back, Tang Yubao felt a deep sadness.
What happened today wasn't her fault, and she didn't want to be a showy woman.
If Liu Hongyi really messes around later, will she end up with twins from the same mother but different fathers?
The thought of such a terrible scenario terrified Tang Yubao.
"No, I must not let Liu Hongyi touch me. Until I confirm whether I'm pregnant, I need to hold the line."
"But how can I stop him from touching me?"
At some point, Tang Yubao's eyes fell on the medicine box.
Inside, there was a brand new box of sleeping pills...
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task. You helped Tang Yubao repair the washing machine. You will be rewarded with a large golden treasure chest and 10 points of luck."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host on Tang Yubao's home run. Tang Yubao's broken value +50."
"Tang Yubao: Current broken value: 50."
As soon as Qi Lin left Tang Yubao's house, he received a series of system reward notifications.
The last system prompt, in particular, made Qi Lin secretly smirk: "A home run with Tang Yubao is quite powerful. I hit her with a broken value of 50, and it almost shattered her."
"I hope the system adds a few more exclamation points above Tang Yubao or Liu Hongyi's heads and lets me get them soon. This neighbor sister is soft, fragrant, and cute. Wouldn't it be nice to visit once a day?"
With a slight smile, Qi Lin ordered the system in his mind: "Open the large golden treasure chest."
"Ding! The large golden treasure chest is opened. Congratulations to the host for winning the title of 'Master of Literature' and mastering world literature knowledge."
Qi Lin was stunned when he heard the reward.
"I'm a security guard. Why are you giving me the title of 'Master of Literature'? Are you asking me to show off at school?"
Isn't this an international joke?
Everyone knows I'm a security guard. If I start talking about Shakespeare, *The Old Man and the Sea*, and *The Count of Monte Cristo*, no matter how romantic I sound, people will still think I'm a fool.
In short, your identity determines the limits of your pretense.
System: "Host, rest assured. All rewards given by the system are useful. Feel free to use them."
Fine.
If the system says this 'Master of Literature' title will be useful in the future, what else can I say?
"After spending so much time at Tang Yubao's house, will my mom and Xia Jie get suspicious when I go back?"
At the door of his house, Qi Lin wondered as he opened the door.
Just as he thought.
The living room light was still on.
The moment he walked in, the three people inside looked at him with strange expressions.
"Haha, you guys haven't gone to bed yet."
Qi Lin pretended to be calm and greeted them with a smile.
Xia Jian: "Keep pretending, keep pretending. Tell me, why did it take you so long to come back from that pretty widow's house?"
Cabbage, in a slightly angry tone: "Don't talk nonsense, her husband is alive... Qi Lin, I'm not scolding you, but as a married man, you shouldn't stay in someone else's house for so long."
Kale hummed: "If you want to get married, find someone your age. Aren't you afraid of getting caught pursuing someone else's wife?"
Qi Lin: "·········"