"I know they say 'sharing is caring', but please don't share your intimate moment with me. As I said, kissing is fine. Just no penises and vaginas. I'm sure you both have very nice ones, but I'd rather not know than know. You know what I mean?"
I took a moment to pause from attempting to kiss Mira to death and said, "I get it. We'll keep our penises and vaginas to ourselves. Now if you'll excuse us a moment and go tend shop and run interference with the authorities, I'd really appreciate it," I said.