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Unfortunately, Reincarnated.

A martial artist with a foul mouth and wild attitude has been reincarnated...buck naked in a cave that is. Why has he been reincarnated, why isn't he human, and why is his dick out? Find out as he explores this new world! See if he finds pants! Seriously, why doesn't he have pants? [Disclaimer!!!] As many of you may know, this novel is on hardcore hiatus and waiting on a reboot. Which I'm starting to do, I promise! It's gonna be in third person, it's gonna be better written and all that shit. It's gonna take me a lot of time though. I'm just one dude and I'm both really lazy and depressed. That said though, I really hope you enjoy the book. And check out the spin off!

Femboy_Novelist · 奇幻
分數不夠
32 Chs

The Bear 2

Keep calm...I might have a chance here.

If I dont bleed out theres a chance I can it this thing for chip damage or even just make it's stamina run out then wail on it.

Speaking of, why is it stamina down so much?! It's already halfway down and its only thrown 12 swings at absolute most.

Wait, hold on. The system thingy said skills require mana or stamina to use and since its mana is unmoving, it's gotta have been using stamina based skills or something like that to be so worn out!

Hell, if I keep this up maybe I can- CRUNCH!

"Ooufh!!" I grunted in pain as I got smashed into a iron wood tree on my right side. If I could use that arm before, I definitely can't anymore! What's my hp, this hurts, but not enough to make me quit

Blip!

[Status]

HP 370/1000

Stamina: N/A

Mana: 55/55

Ah, I have less than a 4th of my health left. Super. Juuust super. 370!? In two attacks my health was shaved off 630 points?

"Krph.." I coughed up blood as I stood up, the bear was mosing to me all leisurely on two legs as if I wasn't shit, taking its sweet time!

You fat furry fuck, I'm fucking you up now. I was thinking about running away but now I'm gonna kill you if I gotta strangle you with my own guts!

I stood up on shaky knees, my right arm was completely limp, I wouldn't be surprised if it falls off, hanging by the muscles like that.

Lets see how fatty is holding up then!

Blip!

[Stat Info]

HP: 24,256/25,445

Stamina: 201/600

Mana: 155/155

Well look at that! Fatty fur boy Mc Chubbs is slowing down! I'm no stranger to wating for my opponent to gas out, the unfortunate thing here its life or death and I can't tank shots to make them tire out quicker.

Okay then...not running, can't full frontal, side stepping too much leaves me open to wild swings so whats the play here?

Why brute force of course! I'm not a strategist, maybe if I aim for the scars I can do some damage but I doubt it so I'm just gonna go for the face and see if I die or if I live.

"Groooauh!" Ah, it got on all four paws and roared. It's running. Wait fuck it's just gonna charge!? I guess you have 12 intellect for a reason then brick head!

Well I'm only 25 in that aspect so its the best I can do too!

"LEEROOOOOOY!" I yelled at the top of my lungs like I used to in my early ring fights.

And promptly dodged to the side, letting the fucking retard bear thud into a Ironwood tree with a incredibly loud 'bang' sound.