"Because it made me hate myself. After all, the first thing I did when I heard an actress was producing a film, was ridicule her!"
"Reality has proven that Tangning's ability to give faceslaps is number one in the industry. So, I would like to give her an official apology and sincerely ask the media to stop listening to false rumors. The self proclaimed top class special effects technician, please scurry back to the planet where you came from. Don't ever show yourself in front of me!"
"Now that I've gotten some personal complaints off my chest, let's talk about the actual film. I would like to point out how this film completely stunned and amazed me!"
Following on, there was a second page...
...and a third page...
The ex-Hollywood film critic expressed his opinion, page after page. However, he didn't just use written words, he even filmed a video.