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The Villain's new husband is a thigh-hugging transmigrator!

"As JeiMi Romano, everyone is always following me around. Paparazzi, media persons, daring fangirls.... and boys, even policemen and law enforcement, and it pisses me off." "So you've never once enjoyed the attention, Mr. Romano?" "No.... Maybe..... There is one person though. He is always following me around. I never really noticed him till recently but he's always there, thinking I don't notice him, but when he notices me noticing him he runs away like a scared puppy. It makes me wonder, if I decide to chase after him when he runs again, where does he think he can hide away from JeiMi Romano?" Bl romance writer– Kim Soo-Min never expected that one-day her older sister would maliciously poison her to death out of jealousy. She also had not expected to wake up transmigrated into a book she had long discarded. Everything is messed up. This isn't right? This book is definitely a romance between An awe inspiring ML and a beautiful heaven defying FL. So why was JeiMi Romano, the half asian devil who was the Villain of the book, suddenly interested in marrying her? Why does she have a system called the Love Bug? Why was Hyun-Min going to die? Worst of all, why was she in the body of Hyun-Min? The forgettable side character who was also by chance MALE. Kim Soo-Min in the body of Hyun-Min must figure out the mystery of the fated death of Hyun-Min before it's too late while also figuring out why she has something called a Love Bug System in her head.

Merci_Douglas · LGBT+
分數不夠
8 Chs

Please system this kind of Villain is too abnormal!

—Ding! Ding! Host has received +6 points and achieved level one of Faceslapping beauty!

Side Note: Sometimes words can be more powerful than fists. Faceslapping beauty title comes in 10 ranks, you have only achieved level one rank.

Abilities:

Word Wizard: With only your sharp tongue you can invoke a suppression aura on your enemies, leaving them more amicable and agreeable towards you for only a minute.

Cool down: 5 minutes.

'Ah?' Hyun-Min was dumbfounded by the System. Faceslapping beauty? Had it not been the same System that was charging him for invoking negative feelings from others? What was with the Faceslapping beauty now?

'System? What is the meaning of this? I thought I was not allowed to invoke negative feelings in others?'

—Rules are meant to be bent, every door has a key, and every situation has a loophole. You are granted an exclusion on that rule when the victim has a level Orange dissatisfaction towards you and those who are not the leading characters.

'Level Orange dissatisfaction?'

—The dissatisfaction chart is divided into 5 parts. White means completely neutral, green means misunderstanding, yellow means grudge, Orange means innate hate.

'And Red?'

—Red means archenemy.

Hyun-Min shivered upon hearing that. "Brother MinMin….." he excitedly blurted out, it turned out this Brother was actually so useful, helping him get such an ability from that stingy System.

He wondered if he continued to go on word war with Min-woo would he receive another skill? With Min-woo's character and his evaluation of Hyun-Min, he was sure that his cute brother MinMin would help him with another skill.

But in other words it was too dangerous. That man was capable of beating up his brother half dead. Only when he was considerably powerful could he butt heads with Min-woo like that.

"Brother MinMin I speak these words from the bottom of my heart, I truly hope you can accept my tribute."

Min-woo who had finally regained his composure nearly glared at him but managed to force a smile. "Haha, little brother is affectionate towards his Big Brother. I have been feeling depressed over the issue of the Shares war in the company that your kind words truly touch my heart."

It was Hyun-Min's turn to nearly glare. As expected of a Major business man like Min-woo. He did not spend all those years building his career for nothing. He would know how to bite back when being taunted.

He had somehow turned this trainwreck conversation back into the conversation about the Shares. Hyun-Min could have easily told him to fuckoff and never think of getting his Shares but he was scared. This was still the same Min-woo that sent goons to beat his little brother, he could divert the conversation and annoy him a little but currently he was still too weak to actively go against Min-woo.

The fuckoff was right on his tongue but he could not openly say no. "I am glad that Big Brother acknowledges my insignificant thank you, while Big Brother Min-Joon is currently organizing a meeting with Shareholder Do, Big Brother chooses to share his precious time with me."

Min-woo's eyes widened at that. "W-what? Min-Joon!" Min-woo wastes no time, dashing through the door of Hyun-Min's room.

According to the plot Min-Joon ended up becoming the President of Shin Industries. Hyun-Min remembered this much because Hyun-Min had run away from his congratulatory Ceremony to go save Jong-soo from being hit by the vehicle.

In the plot Min-Joon managed to completely close the gap and successfully become President by blackmailing Mr. Do into backing him.

Hyun-Min let a simple fact of their collaboration slip to keep Min-woo busy at the moment. Min-woo would be trying his best to make sure the collaboration never happens because even if he had Hyun-Min's 36% Share it would not be enough to beat Min-Joon.

As for who had the company at the end? It did not matter to Hyun-Min, that was not his end goal. His end goal was JeiMi, the man that if he did not manage to capture his heart, he would die in half a year. What use was claiming the company if he died in half a year?

Obviously he would pay characters like Min-woo their due when his strength was sufficient but for now he had a far more dangerous mission– Making JeiMi fall in love with him without getting killed by him.

Hyun-Min took a seat and grabbed his phone. He logged onto SpaceBomb, which was this world's version of Weibo and searched for JeiMi Romano.

A line of different profiles appeared, but Hyun-Min could not find anything close to JeiMi Romano on their profiles.

'Shit, the little brat doesn't use his real name on SpaceBomb.' Hyun-Min sneered. If he could not even find his SpaceBomb how was he supposed to–

–Wait. The original Hyun-Min had already been stalking JeiMi before he died. Then surely he knew his SpaceBomb contact. Hyun-Min quickly shuffled around his memory to find JeiMi's SpaceBomb contact.

Senpai_Jey. Hyun-Min snorted after remembering JeiMi's SpaceBomb contact. Senpai?

'Ai, the handsome psychopath really knows how to get ahead of himself.' Who calls themselves Senpai so shamelessly anyways.

Hyun-Min remembered JeiMi was a huge anime fan during the time the original Hyun-Min was stalking JeiMi.

Hyun-Min searched for Jey_Senpai and quickly clicked into a profile that showed a doe-eyed brown floppy-eared dog. From the original Hyun-Min's memories this dog had been Hyun-Min's cousin's dog.

As he entered the profile what greeted him was a bio;

Call me Senpai_Jey

Don't dm me cause I'll ignore you

Don't comment under my photos asking for money.

And that was it. Hyun-Min tsked at the cockiness. Who wanted to ask that psychopath for money anyways? From what he remembered most people were scared of JeiMi. They could not even stand wherever he was around so who exactly had the guts to ask for money? Dm him even?

Hyun-Min scrolled down and saw a picture of a photo of a heap of roses on a table. And written on top the roses were; "I hope she says yes to a date, fingers crossed."

Hyun-Min rolled his eyes at the post. If one thought Hyun-Min was insane then speaking to JeiMi would be the worst day of their lives. Truly JeiMi had psychotic tendencies... no he was actually psychotic. The only time he acted so meek and romantic was with Juliana.

"Trying to get me killed. How am I supposed to get this kind of man to love me? He is obsessed with Juliana."

—System can sense the host's distress on his mission but Host should not fret on it. There are many options and skills to aid you in winning JeiMi Romano's heart.

"Hoho." Hyun-Min exclaimed with a sarcastic laugh. "Please, I would not bet my life with a System that named itself Love Bug System as my ace.

—I did not name myself.

Hyun-Min frowned a bit. He was not aware where his System came from but being a reader of transmigration stories he never really cared. I mean what Transmigrator ever asked where their System came from?

"Then where do you come from?" He breathed out.

—Ding! Ding! Classified information. Input default password.

Hyun-Min's frown deepened. "What's the default password?"

—System is not aware.

Hyun-Min tsked at the answer. Again the System was useless.

.

"System, what other skills do you have besides Faceslapping beauty?" Hyun-Min could not help but ask as he continued scrolling down JeiMi's post.

Hyun-Min cringed hard as he saw the cheesy love posts that were obviously referring to Juliana. JeiMi was a very scary character but he seemed more like a little kid when Juliana was involved.

—There are basic skills like; Pretty privileges, Cupid's arrow, Love ladybug, and Eros's Punishment.

Hyun-Min paused for a moment. "What is Eros's Punishment?" Hyun-Min asked because of all the skills the System had listed, Eros's Punishment seemed to sound more tyrannical than the rest.

—Eros's Punishment.

Side Note: Love is sweeter than sweet but all things good must come to an end, sweet will fade into bitterness. There are five levels of Eros's Punishment.

Abilities:

Blindsiding: Love is blind so this skill gives you the ability to temporarily Blind your victims towards your bad sides.

Bittersweet: Truly love is bittersweet, so this ability allows you to inflict minor internal injuries/pain from either yourself or another into your victim.

Cool down: 1day.

Hyun-Min was startled at the information. He did not know that the System had something this mouth watering and according to what it said there were Five levels of Eros's Punishment, meaning he could somehow evolve the skill, and the abilities could become even more tasteful.

"System, how do I acquire this skill?"

—Host can purchase this skill from our Love Fountain at a discounted price of 450 brownie points.

Hyun-Min nearly spat blood. Great scammer! This System really was cold hearted!

—Naturally, yes I am, after all I have no heart.

Hyun-Min wrinkled his nose at the reply. "Then what was the original price before the discount?"

—455 brownie points.

Hyun-Min could feel the tears bottled up into his eyes. It had only given him a discount of 5 brownie points? So the System was one of the scoundrels that gathered at the Han river?

—Host can also wait to finish other minor missions and possibly receive Eros's Punishment as a reward.

Hyun-Min nodded. He would have to wait.

As Hyun-Min began scrolling again, this time absent minded when he saw something very disconcerting.

It was a picture of a small shadow head. From the way the Shadow's neck was crooked you could tell the owner was peeping to look at someone.

But it was not just the picture of the Shadow that scared him, it was the words above the picture.

"I'll be noticing you, noticing me….. Lalala~"

Hyun-Min's heart slammed in his chest. Even the background in the picture was all too familiar. This reminded him of a place the original Hyun-Min had stalked JeiMi only two weeks ago, before he died.

And from the heading the picture was posted this week.

This was a picture of his Shadow!