Success
*Nervous laugh*
"B-brother the way you are speaking makes it sound like you've seen a goddess."
[Oh? Yeah. Does the Lunar goddess count?]
*CHOKE*
[Guys...?]
*Sill choking*
The elf slowly raises her slender hand pointing at me.
"Y-you, you monster!"
[What?]
"Brother, are you serious?!"
[Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it.]
*Stars in his eyes*
"How was she! Was she beautiful?!"
[Well she had this weird magic. It changed her appearance automatically.]
"What?! How?!"
[Well whatever you picture in your head a goddess to be is what she will look like.]
"You mean…?!"
[Yep, the epitome of beauty. Ah, but if you imagine an ugly one it turns catastrophic.]
"I would never dare even think about a celestial being as ugly!"
[Your loss then. It's kinda fun to cycle between horrendous appearances then see them all proud haha.]
The elf is horrified.