The Tale of Lollur Malang

Once upon a time there was a fairy in a land far far away called lollur. She wasn't that good at magic so she had to go to tuition. Her tuition teacher was called Miss Gorilla. (I'm not tryna be rude or anything but... she was kinda obese ). She had anger issues whenever a fairy got a potion wrong she would start banging the table and she would take the students pen and starts chucking it on the table and violating it until it would break. The same thing happened to Lollur except she in this scenario she was the pencil. She is as skinny as a stick so Miss Gorilla thought she was a pen and started violating her on the table and she broke on the first move...

Lollur got rushed to the hospital immediately. Her mum came to the hospital with her and raised her eyebrow and looked at her and said "I have thoughts of disowning you."

Lullar:"I know"

Lullar:"Have you ever thought of me as your daughter"

Lullars mum:"You were a mistake anyway don't expect too much"

The doctor came out with the results and said "Because of the damages in the face structure spine and basically all of the body she has to have plastic surgery on the butt, lips and face." Lullers mum : "Atleast I won't have to see her demented face anymore you don't know what I have to go through everyday." Doctor : "..."

12 days later

Doctor : "I'm back with the results she passed although they're was a 99.9 % chance of her not making it."

Lullars mum : "Where is that disabled h**. "

Doctor : " °w°"

Lullar : "Hey birthgiver☺️!"

Lullars mum : " WHY ARE YOUR LIPS AND BUTT SO FAT !!!"

Lullar : " 😏👍🏼"

1 day later Lullar goes fairy and elf school and the tuition teacher gets fired. Lullar ends up looking like kylie jenner after the plastic surgery. Everyone in her class look at her in amazement. Everyone used to bully lullar in her school but now that she looked like kylie jenner she slaps them across the face and says : it's funny how b****** turn into my fans " and then walks of screaming" MY WAY MY WAY MY WAY ON THE STICKWAY" Lullar had one friend and he was an elf and he sounded like a horny rat and looked like one. He had long ears they were longer than lullars bony legs. His name was masalawosoriur but lullar called him ma. Once there was a dog and she was screaming "MA DOG MA DOGGGG MAAA DOGGG" because she was scared of dogs and masalawosoriur thought that she was calling him her dog so he called the local elf drug dealer to check if she was on drugs. Lullur then slapped masalawosoriur because he thought that she was on drugs but instead he was in a coma because her bony hands went through his skin.

Due to this lullar was later on arrested that day...

Lullars mum came in the police station and looked at her in the eyes and gave her a death stare. "I knew I should've disowned you" she said.

Lullar was both angry and upset because of this and decided to take revenge she is going to make her donkey looking mum's butt burn on fire!! No she actually is I'm not joking. Once she was released from prison she went to the witch and made a deal with her. She was going to cook her mums butt on the stove with the witches help. She then was gonna let the witch eat her mums butt and then dumb her in the trash because that's what she deserves for discriminating her own stick.

Lullar : "The donkey is out of the office"

Witch 🧙‍♀️ : "okay ill smack her with my broom and then put her butt on the stove"

Lullar: "Good"

Once her mum was inside the witches house Lullar went home so she wouldn't get caught and the witch did as she was told and then dumped her in the trash. Lullars mum was a given a potion that she buyed from the drug dealer so she would think that she's a chicken for the rest of her life. She behaved and acted like one.

She finally had some rights for the first time in her life she felt proud.

Everything was going well until Miss Gorilla came back from the prison.....

She got her pen collection out that she gathered from the past 50 years of teaching students who lost their pencils that never came back...

She threatened to break all of lullars hopes and dreams in this big lecture she said : "One pencil can change your life if you have no pencil that means you can't write you can't write you can't study you can't study you fail exams you fail exams you can't go to college u can't go to college u can't get a job u can't get a job no money no money then no food no food you will die. Do you want that to happen.... HUH?!... *SMACKS TABLE* U MADE ME GO TO PRISON BECAUSE I WAS JUST HELPING YOU... HUH?!...

NO BUTS!!! I'M ABOUT TO END UR WHOLE CAREER LULLER YOU KNOW WHY YOUR NAME SHAPE SHIFTS?! IT'S BECAUSE IT SEES YOUR FACE IT LOOKS AT YOU AND THINKS WHY DO I BELONG TO YOU... *SMACKS TABLE 3 TIMES * YOUR NAME SHAPEFITS JUST LIKE UR FACE I WAS HELPING YOU THAT'S WHY I CRUSHED YOU SO YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY AND CHANGE.... BUT YOU DIDN'T..... ARHAHSHJDICUWKEHEJIDJEHWISKVDHDSIHSJSISISIDIJSHEJSIS!!!!"

Lullar went before she got mad and started laughing and miss gorilla was secretly watching.

BREAKING NEWS 📰 : 🚨 A girl by the name of Lullar Malang was murdered yesterday 22nd July 2020 at 2:30 am. No one knows what happened but the police are trying to do everything to find out what exactly happened at kanjar fairy forest . 🚨

To be continued...