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The swordsman who is lost in the mist

Kaligo Swordsmen, student high school, happily came back from class, he had nowhere to rush, because the family and friends he has no... The purse was seen in few shabby notes, which is barely enough, at least for a week. -Oh, money problem, can I also join the Legion of Protection, they say there's good pay for killing various creatures from the "other side." Just a month ago, the world was calm and orderly, but with the appearance of these interspatial rifts, the Earth was filled with creatures of all sorts. Japan is one of the very first countries that was attacked, then the whole world was drowned in blood. Armed conflicts between countries were stopped for the sake of saving the world. Russia is the first who let the first blood of monsters, courage or madness, the world did not know with what fury the Russians can destroy all evil spirits, under the impression of this brutal struggle, other countries founded the Legion of Protection, withstood the first wave, the world united. However, internal unrest still continued. *rustle* Kaligo's train of thought was cut short by the noise from the alley, and the next moment Kaligo saw the knife sticking out of his chest, looking at the thick, dark blood. that dripping big drops, he lost consciousness... - No. this can't be the end... Darkness, and suddenly a rift, a guy of 16-18 years old came out of it, his eyes spewed light similar to the sun, which did not give him a special opportunity to examine it. "Who are you?" What's happening? Kaligo was very frightened, his voice was trembling, and he was as pale as chalk. "I am Mortis Messorim, the ultimate being who can grant you life in return for..." ?? "That's how quickly, though, you'll be my friend's protection for life." Would you like to sign a contract ?Mortis handed him something that looked like a root. Squeeze it if you agree. Kaligo reached out and squeezed the root, the small appendages biting into his body. Feeling a great pain, Kaligo fell back into the abyss...

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Grocery

Although Caligo had recovered from the effects of the shock, he was still walking with difficulty.

Ekyutem decided that the tentacles were still needed and returned them, Kaligo was like a robot that moved thanks to hydraulic drives.

Thanks to the smoke from the tires, they managed to enter the store unhindered and secretly.

- Well, here we are, can you move Kaligo?

- I'll try

Ekyutem removed the tentacles, but Kaligo did not go.

- What's the matter?

- That I'm still bl*** in ah***

- Hush, we may be misunderstood, speak without pronouncing, or I forgot that I can hear you perfectly without speech.

Ekutem returned the tentacles again, and directed Kaligo to the carts.

-Let's take a cart, there will be a lot of food.

"I can't carry it all.

- We'll catch a cart, that is, we'll call a taxi.

Ekutem turned Kaligo towards the meat department.

-To build a body capable of killing anything, we need three micronutrients—Proteins, Fats, Carbohydrates.

Here we will get Proteins and Fats for our body with you.

Let's see what's here, hmm chicken, turkey beef pork, everything as usual.

Tex, Kaligo, we take a beef bowl, a couple of turkey steaks, and a few chicken carcasses, I don't like pork, and we'll also grab a little bit of beef.

Kaligo opened the refrigerator and took out everything he needed.

- Great, there is protein now we go for carbohydrates.

Ekyutem dragged Kaligo to the croup department.

There were all kinds of cereals on the shelves, but Ekutem took out only rice and lentils.

-Rice is very tasty and also rich in carbohydrates, and lentils are also protein, as much as 25 grams of protein per 100 grams of cereals.

But eating only meat and cereals is not good, we go for fruits and vegetables.

The department with greenery was right there

- What to take? hm…

You see, grab lemons and throw them into the cart, and there are apples there too, and don't forget about the greens, we won't put them in dishes.

And what do we have for vegetables, wow, potatoes in bulk, take a little of it, and in general take everything you have, we won't hurt.

The cart was almost full.

-We forgot about dairy, we go for cheese and cottage cheese and on the way we will also steal nuts with something delicious.

- We have already collected everything we need, why do we need extra?

- We not only build a body, I also want to eat delicious, those bandits tasted like shit.

- Didn't you have enough restaurant?

- Come on, don't sulk, who doesn't want a delicious meal?

- Do as you like.

In the end, Ekyutem loaded the cart so that something was constantly falling from it.

- We're not going to go, you idiot.

- Fool, you'll thank me again, let's push the cart.

The cashier had bewilderment written on his face, - this is how much it will take to punch

Having put everything on the cash register, the same thing began, yes, an endless Pip Pip.

The poor cashier, he was already all wet while punching through everything that he bought with a computer.

Finally he finished, wiping off the sweat, he asked

-By card or cash

-By map

Kaligo decided that it would be much easier than counting nummas.

Having paid, now Kaligo had another task.

- How can I bear it all?

- Call a taxi when it arrives to pick up the groceries.

The taxi seemed to be somewhere nearby, and in a couple of minutes it was already standing next to the grocery store.

The taxi driver agreed to help for an additional fee to drag all the things, and Kaligo safely reached home.